Hello fellow writers and readers of fanfic. I am so happy to introduce to you my first ever fanfic story. "What is your story about?" you may ask. Well if you have seen my profile page, you should know that I am really into the show Glee. This story is the episode titled

"Silly love songs". It is one of my personal favorites and I feel I would like to go into the story more.

Lauren Zizes is a member of glee and is my favorite female character. One day I thought to myself, "I wonder what Lauren was thinking in her head throughout the episode….."

And since my good friend, who goes by the name SamAP on fanfic, told me about this magical place where you could write your own stories and share them with the world; I figured this would be a great place to share my ideas with others who enjoy Glee as much as I do.

So without further ado, I give you, Glee: silly love songs (Lauren's view)

BTW: I don't own anything!

So, I was sitting there in geometry, right? And I look over and Noah Puckerman is starring at me. He's about 5"11', and has a stupid Mohawk that sits perfectly at the top of his head. He's not ugly. He's kinda…..I don't know….hot? Terrible kisser though.

I saved his life once. He got stuck in a port-a- potty and I happened to be walking by and opened it. Big mistake. So he owed me 7 minutes in heaven. I left the janitors closet after 3 minutes. And let me tell you, those were 3 minutes I'll never get back.

I mean he seems like he's into me. He bought me a box of chocolates.

Guess what? They suck. I bite into one and the taste of coconut fills my mouth. I hate coconut! If he's really that into me he should at least do some research and figure that out.

Do I like him? I don't know. I mean, who told him that haircut was cool? Geronimo?

If he wants to handle this jelly, I need to be wooed. Good luck, Puckerman, I think as the bell rings.

I stand up and I feel his eyes on me even before I turn around. I grab my things and walk towards his desk. His eyes get really wide as I stand in front off him. Silence. No words are spoken for at least 5 seconds (which is a pretty long time if you think about it.).

"Stare at me again and I'll break your nuts" I say. He just looks at me in confusion. Ugh, guys.

I notice his eyes making their way down to my chest. Typical guy.

"Also, these candies…. They sucked." I continued and throw the cheesy heart-shaped box on the desk so he would actually look at my face.

"But you ate all of them", he replied in even more confusion. "I had to make sure they all sucked", I said as I turned my back to him and walked away. I hear something about…love…and Lauren Zizes? That has to be coming from Puckerman. I do my best to ignore it but I can't help but get butterflies in my stomach. I quickly dismiss them and get on with my day.

Even so…I can't seem to get him out of my mind. I have to keep telling myself, Lauren, you don't need him. Your better on your own. Its works; but only temporarily.

It was just candy and he just wants to get inside my pants. EW.

I walk to glee club hoping Puckerman will kinda get the message that I don't need him and he's gotta be an idiot or something for trying any further.

I get there and sit down at the top row near the right end. And it isn't much of a shock that when Puckerman walks in after a few minutes that he sits down right next to me.

He smiles his yeah-look-at-me-I'm-a-total-badass smile. I'm just about to make a comment to try to out badass this guy when Mr. Shue walks in. Some stuff is said (something about Finn setting up a kissing both. Note to self: don't go near the kissing booth.) And all of a sudden my focus is on Santana. She's running her mouth about whatever when she says, "I keep it real and everyone loves me."

I can't help but say, "Actually you're just a bitch." Everyone kinda looks around at each other until she replies, "oh, I'm sorry. You just got eyes for my man."

"First of all, I'm not your man." Puck chimes in. I look at Puckerman and he glances at me.

He smiles. Not his yeah-look-at-me-I'm-a-total-badass smile, a kinda sweet, sincere smile.

One question. Where did he learn that?

Rachel says something offensive enough to get Santana to shut-up and walk out of the room. Thank you! But I'm too distracted by Puckerman`s biceps. Holy crap! This guy really works out a lot!

Wow. To be able to touch one would be…..snap out of it Lauren!

Ugh! I'm a wreak!

Bell rings Puckerman stands up and leaves. I stand up and walk into the hallway. I see Santana on the floor crying with Brittany trying to comfort her.

Puckerman`s locker is right outside. Damn it!

"So, I suppose I should thank you for sticking up for me, but I don't need anybody to." I say as I walk up to him. He's not only muscular, he's pretty tall too.

"Oh yeah. I know. Your all kinds of badass", he says. I give him a smile like, 'tell me about it.'

He continues, "How 'bout you let me take you to breadsticks for Valentines Day?"

I can't help it; a small smile finds its way onto my face somehow. I'm flattered but I'm not easy.

"I'm not desperate and I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S. I need to be wooed. Ya' hear me?" I reply as walk past him. "wooooed".

I walk away feeling like wonder woman. (Without all the boobage hanging out. of course.)

I also hear "damn" come out of his lips. Not like, 'damn I just stepped in dog crap'. Damn like, 'damn, that's hot'!

I know he's not giving up. It's just the beginning.

so what do you guys think? please comment. it makes the elves happy!