Setting Fire to My Fart Disclaimer: I'm too lazy to come up with a witty disclaimer, so I'm just going to say I do not own Avatar.
A/N I can't believe no one has thought of this! Seriously! Has no one ever set fire to their farts? Err... Not that I have... *Pulls at collar*
It started out as an ordinary day for Team Avatar. Everybody had woken, with the exception of, as Toph fondly put it, Snoozles, who snored louder than any one thought possible. The only thing that would've enticed him to wake up was meat. Unfortunately, as traditional morning meals go, sadly to Sokka's dismay, there was no meat. Oh the horror.
The rest of the Gaang finished off their measley and some what hazardous breakfast. One by one ditching the dishes as a lovely parting gift for Katara and went about with their own business. Katara sighed and began picking them up, cursing each and everyone in the gaang for their laziness.
Suki proudly sat and polishing her fans, Toph, layed about, picking her toes, and at some point, her nose. Aang, firebending with Zuko and on occasions, set fire to Zuko's pants or hair, effectively irritating him and embarressing.
If you concentrate real hard, you could hear a child's laughter in the background. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*Deep Breath* HAHAHAH!" Scratch that, it was only Toph.
"Stop freaking burning my pants!"
"Can do, Sifu Hotman!" Aang replied cheekily. Toph would've been proud of him.
"GRRR" Ha yes, Zuzu and his anger issues.
And Aang grinning like a goofy idiot.
Totally normal... Until... Suddenly, the contents of Zuko's stomache began to churn and rumble, and gas building up with it. It cramped. Alot. With his pants still slightly on fire unoticingly, Zuko let out a big one.
"Ahhhh..." A sigh in relief, followed quickly by a PWHOOOSHHH!
Toph could feel the heat on her face as if it were roasting her.
If you were an alien in outer space, you'd seen something big blow up. And some one screaming in a high pitched tone. And that something, turned out to be the furry mass upon Sokka's half asleep head (Seriously, it was that big.) And the girly scream belonged to no other than Sokka himself.
"AAEEEEEEEEIIIIIEKKKK!" The so called warrior leapt out of his sleeping bag and runs around like a headless chicken.
It was an stinking funny moment.
Aang, despite being a master airbender, gasping for air and failing.
Toph, even though she couldn't see the expression of Snoozles, clutching her ribs and laughing her head off the his girlish scream alone.
Zuko, bent over with his butt up high in the general direction of Sokka's sleeping bag and face surprised and going red.
Katara, a broken dish in front of her, mouth gaped open and dropped literally to the floor.
Suki sported a similar expression as her "boyfriend" ran around in circles with his head aflame and screaming girlily in distress.
So long, Wolf-tail.