Inuyasha awoke on a cracked tiled floor. He stared blankly around in a dreamlike state, his surroundings not registering to him. His foot was chained to a pipe, and the air around him stank of death. The lights flickered on and Inuyasha was mortified. Kagome lie in the center of the floor, with blood pooled around her body.

"Kagome!" he screeched! His face stained with tears.

"Have you ever heard the sound of one hand clapping?" Inuyasha jerked his head upward, and Miroku was hanging by his ankles.

"Miroku they have you too! He jumped up only to come crashing down again. "I'm stuck to the pipe! Help me!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"The hell if I know you-" but he was interrupted by a small voice coming from underneath Kagome. "Let's play a game." It said and Miroku swung back and forth until he could grab the tape recorder sticking out from underneath her.

"What the F&$ is this?" The recording sounded like a voice moderator and it kept speaking. "You have three hours before the door locks itself. The key is inside one of you, your first task is to figure out who possess the key to unlocking your freedom. Press the 1 and the pound sign when you've figured out who; until then I will keep you company." It took a short pause and then progressed into Lincoln's inauguration speech.

"Shit" they said in unison. As quickly as they could, they both lifted up their shirts. Inuyasha had stitches across his stomach. "Aha! So it is I, who possess the key! What do we do next?"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

"Obviously the chicken… or is it?" Inuyasha muttered while Miroku pressed the one and pound sign. Automatically Lincoln's speech stopped and Elevator music began.
They bobbed their heads until the voice returned. Now that you know that Inuyasha has the key…"

Damn we could have just done that to begin with it told us who had it! Inuyasha thought and listened again.

"Now inside the toilet there are 5 items one is a bottle of laxatives, Is the key in a pile of crap? There is also I knife to cut the stitches can you take pain to win the game? There is also a turkey baser; can you suck the key from your stitches? The fourth is a syringe that contains a fast acting drug that knocks you out. Would this be useful? No it's actually kind of pointless. The last is a magnet. Be creative. Now you must only choose one. To keep you company I will discuss UFO's and whether they really exist… Four scores and seven years ago our fore fathers-"

"What are we to do?" Inuyasha yelled, "and why the hell is he talking about Lincoln again when he is supposed to be talking about UFO's!"

"Would a fly without wings be a walk?" Miroku said and Inuyasha growled.

"Miroku, focus! Which should we chose?"

"The laxatives."

"Why, ill get the runs!" Inuyasha was worried, had Miroku gone mad?

"Fine then we will have too…" Miroku swung for the syringe but missed and crashed to the floor, his chains were broken.

"Good thinking Miroku! Now undo mine!" Inuyasha squealed.

Miroku extended his arm and came towards Inuyasha wielding the knife and syringe.

"We are only allowed to use one you Nitwit!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"You already said that one."

Miroku shrugged, "I don't know any more," and stuck the needle into Inuyasha's arm.

"Son of a bi-" Inuyasha groaned before he fell into a deep slumber.

When Inuyasha awoke the door was flung open and his stomach was bleeding. He looked over at Miroku who kept muttering, "shit, shit what am I to do!"

"You idiot! You put me to sleep and cut me open when I get out of here I'm going to… wait did the door open?

Miroku sat down next to Kagome. He started to stroke her hair murmuring, " what am I to do."

"Are you going to answer my question!"

"No it won't open… it needs a password."

"Ah ok, so, yah, you cut me open for nothing?"

"Yes… Kagome's dead you know."

Inuyasha started bawling. Miroku did too.

Kagome wasn't dead of course; she planned on killing those two morons. So in utter amazement to Inuyasha and Miroku, she picked herself up, straightened up her skirt and casually entered in the code. Inuyasha was so excited he pulled off his chain and before he could reach the toilet, Kagome pulled a shotgun and hit him right between the eyes.

That last part is extremely ridiculous. #1 how would Kagome know how to shoot a gun let alone hit him right in the forehead. #2 Kagome would never kill Inuyasha seeing as she is nuts for him and all. So sense this is so ridiculous I'll spare you time… Miroku ends up killing Kagome and leaves; he then begins seeing a psychiatrist. There now go outside and have fun or continue looking at fan fiction. Don't even think about another ending being possible because if you are a normal person you would know that I'm the writer and I call the shots.