What happens if you make a DW character successful in the present time?

Shu

Liu Bei: Becomes a pro shoe maker. Bought Nike and Adidas.

Guan Yu: Worshipped as a god for obvious reasons

Zhang Fei: Creates an alcoholic drink that puts every other alcoholic drink to shame. Bought every frickin' alcohol brand in the world

Zhao Yun: Becomes a professional actor and marries Emma Watson.

Ma Chao: Owns a luxury horse ranch.

Huang Zhong: Manager of many wrestlers and bought Staples Center

Wei Yan: Wrestler of many titles. Huang Zhong manages him

Guan Ping, Guan Xing, Xing Cai and Zhang Bao: Become professional actors though not as famous as Zhao Yun. Xing Cai marries Guan Ping.

Guan Suo and Bao Sanniang: Creators of a new reality show about singing cats

Guan Yinping: Manages UFC fighters and they always win due to her somewhat extreme training

Jiang Wei, Zhuge Liang, Yue Ying and Pang Tong: Invented a drug that cures cancer. Xu Shu tried to use it

Xu Shu: Invented a drug that causes temporary boost of confidence

Liu Shan: Judge for ACDC, American Idol and America's Got Talent.

Ma Dai: Creates new versions of Mona Lisa.

Wu

The Sun Family: Professional tiger tamers. They get their own show.

Zhou Yu and Ling Tong: Bought and now own Tresemme

Gan Ning: Becomes a famous bell maker.

Huang Gai, Han Dang, Taishi Ci and Ding Feng: Professional Wrestlers. Unbeaten

Zhou Tai and Lian Shi: Become the best of the Secret Service.

Lu Meng, Lu Xun and Lu Su: Own Wikipedia.

Qiao Sisters: Fashion Models for Guess. They get paid A LOT.

Wei

Cao Cao: Army officer.

Xiahou Dun: Action Star.

Xiahou Yuan: Slightly Less paid stunt double for Dun.

Cao Ren: Also an army officer (if he becomes successful in modern times)

Cao Pi and Zhang Liao: Stars of a Les Miserables remake

Xu Huang, Jia Xu, Wang Yi and Dian Wei: Become the best handpicked group of mercenaries on the planet. Basically speaking, they become a real life Task Force 141.

Xu Zhu: Masterchef judge

Guo Jia: Becomes One Direction's manager/life coach

Cai Wenji and Zhen Ji: Bought the Hollywood Bowl and they run a big ass orchestra.

Jin

Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua: Become professional magicians. They even pulled off a trick that caused a guy to make out with a random girl.

Sima Shi: Becomes the world's best boat racer. Owns a speedboat called "The Thundering Qilin". Also a professional fencer.

Sima Zhao: Hired as the President's personal pilot. Dozes off when not working.

Wang Yuanji: Also in the Secret Service

Jia Chong: Star of an up-and-coming Twilight remake

Deng Ai: Wrestler. Huang Zhong manages him (sometimes)

Wen Yang: Becomes a star in the NBA. He gets constantly compared to Jeremy Lin even though he (Wen Yang) doesn't want to get compared.

Xiahou Ba: Becomes the new Justin Bieber

Zhuge Dan: Manages Xiahou Ba (general)

Guo Huai: Manages Xiahou Ba (health)

Other

Lu Bu: Champion of the UFC. Guan Yinping manages him rarely (how many people will GYP even manage?!)

Diao Chan: Lu Bu's personal assistant.

Yuan Shao: Also a judge in American Idol.

Dong Zhuo: I don't think he can become successful

Meng Huo and Zhu Rong: Become the new hosts for "Survivor"

Zuo Ci and Zhang Jiao: Run a stadium where Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua usually perform.