Chapter 1
Mimi in labor…
"MARK!!!! WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Mimi screeched the way only Mimi could.
You see, when Roger found out that Mimi was pregnant, he got scared, and ran away to, where else, Santa Fe. Well, they had been trying for two months to get him to come back.
"We're calling him again right now, Meems," Mark said in a crappy attempt at a calm voice , glaring at Collins,
"Oh." Collins said and started dialing again.
Glad he can take a hint Mark thought.
Meanwhile….
"Hello?" Roger answered his phone. He knew who it was and he wasn't coming back, so he didn't know why they kept bothering to call. He didn't want to talk to them. Yet he answered every time anyway.
"GET YOUR WHITE ASS OVER HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" Collins screamed.
Hmmm. Mark didn't call this time.
In the background Roger heard, "Collins, do you have to give my baby the mouth of a sailor?"
"Have to give it something of mine. Besides, it's gonna pick it up anyway."
"Anyway," he heard, "Roger, if you do not get your fucking ass over her this fucking second, I will come down there, drag you by your ears to this damn fucking hospital, kill you, have them treat you, and then kill you again. And then, I will clone you and kill all of your clones!"
Wow. He'd never heard Collins this mad. This was serious.
"Fine!" Roger sighed, "I'll come, but only for the safety of my ears." That wasn't entirely true. He did want to see Mimi and their baby, but he didn't want to have to see his baby grow up, knowing he wouldn't always be there. He had no clue.
"Good boy." Collins said, "Now HURRY!"
Six hours later…..
"WHY ISN'T HE HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A Mimi in pain screamed, grabbing the first thing she could grab, which happened to be Mark's shirt.
"Hey," he grumbled, "Thank you for ripping the one chest hair I possess from my body."
"Eww." Collins said.
Suddenly Maureen and Joanne burst in, pulling Roger with them.
"While we were 'watching' your apartment, he came in and said he wasn't going to the hospital," Joanne said.
"Well, he's here," Maureen said, "Stupid ass boyfriend, check."
Then the doctor came in and said, "Ok, only one person other than the patient can be in here,"
"Well," Mark started, "I guess Roger should be the one in here,"
"Awww," Collins said, "I wanted to see a baby be born,"'
Everything else was watched from the window. Collins gave the running commentary, of course.
"Mimi's screaming……Roger's looking up……Roger's flipping me off…. the doctor's walking over….awww man! The doctor's shutting the curtain!'
"OOOH!" Collins screamed, "I can still see!"
A few minutes later….
Mimi lay there, the baby right there. It was such a sentimental moment until……
"The little Mimilet is born!" Collins screamed, storming in.
"Can't deal with a little sentiment, can ya Collins," Roger said, sighing. He couldn't be too mad.
They all looked at the baby. "Awwwww! It's so cute!"
"You mean, she's so cute." Mimi said.
"Erm….right!" Collins said, giving them a thumbs-up. "So," he continued, "Whatcha gonna name it?"
"HER! And I was thinking something along the lines of Angel Graciela Davis." Mimi said
A/N: yeah, we know, the name is horribly corny. Deal with it. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!