ZOMG
Christmas
By Hoogiman
Disclaimer:
All
of the characters mentioned in the story, as well as all other Super
Smash Brothers characters are the intellectual property of Nintendo.
They are the owners of the rights and not once have I ever claimed
that I owned any of the characters. You can't prove anything!
Chapter
One
Santa arrives at the Smash Mansion
'Twas the day before Christmas, and the Smashers were each doing their own little rituals and festivities for Christmas. The clock struck one o' clock, which sounded a bell, calling the Smashers down for lunch.
Each of the Smashers sat down to their specially assigned chair, with their favourite meal sitting in front of them.
The sheer volume of cheerfulness polluted the air, making it practically impossible for someone not to smile. Even the clinically depressed people managed a smile as they enjoyed their comforting little meal.
After all of the Smashers had fed themselves to absolute capacity, they all decided to have a nice little nap in their seats.
A few minutes passed, when suddenly a horrific screeching explosion-like sound almost deafened all of the Smashers.
The Smashers woke up.
A bearded old man with a big red coat entered the room.
"OMFG IT'S SANTA!" screamed Link.
"Hi everybody," said Santa, walking into the room. "I seem to have a little problem… I was just starting my delivery of the presents, when something caused my sleigh to just crash!"
Everybody gasped.
"That means that there'd be no Christmas!" shouted Falco, shocked.
Everybody panicked.
"Wait, wait, there will be Christmas, if you each give me twenty dollars for… fuel money… yeah… fuel money!" said Santa.
"Will that mean there will be Christmas?" asked Falco anxiously in a kiddy voice.
"Just… give me the money… and yes… sure… Christmas will go fine…" said Santa, adjusting his beard.
"Yay!" said everyone, handing over the cash.
Kirby looked angrily at Santa Claus.
The Endof the chapter
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