Operation: B.O.N.D.

Bad

Operative

Nearly

Destroys KND

Chapter 1: Decommissioning Gone Wrong

It was that time for Number 86's Decommissioning Squad to take in Kids Next Door operative Number 007 for his decommissioning.

"Number 86" said Number 362 as she approached her as her squad was waiting for the operative in question, "what's taking this decommissioning so long?"

"Look" replied Number 86, "we're doing our best as we can. This is one of our most secretive operatives we're trying to decommission. He's of course related to the operative-turned-traitor Chad Dickson formerly known as Number 274 and we don't want a repeat of that incident."

Suddenly Number 007 was brought right into the scene being led in, in handcuffs with two KND operatives taking him into the scene.

"Let me go" cried Number 007 as he was struggling to free himself, "it's not my 13th birthday, I swear!"

"That's what they all say" said Number 86 as a decommissioning chair was being prepared, "but since you are a close cousin of a known traitor, we think it should be important that we don't have a repeat of how your cousin pulled off his treasonous escape by teaming up with Cree."

"Look, I told you, I'm not a traitor and I'm not 13" protested Number 007.

"Yea, yea" said Number 86 as she brushed it off, "that's what they all say. Take him to the decommissioning chair."

"No, I won't let you!" cried Number 007 as he began to give even more trouble for the two KND operatives that were taking him to the decommissioning chair.

"What's taking this so long?" asked Number 362.

"He's giving us quite some trouble" replied an operative who was trying to place Number 007 on the decommissioning chair.

Before the two KND operatives could even try to firmly place Number 007 in the decommissioning chair, the struggling operative then gave one of the one of the operatives a good punch, giving Number 007 enough time to free himself.

"He's trying to escape!" cried Number 86 to her decommissioning squad, "Get him!"

Number 86's Decommissioning Squad took out their weapons and began to fire against Number 007 at the same time, they were also targeting the decommissioning chair and the two KND operatives who brought Number 007 into the scene. The two KND operatives then dodged the blasts that were coming toward them and the chair was destroyed.

"You idiots!" cried Number 86 as Number 007 was fleeing the scene, "Get him!"

Number 86's Decommissioning Squad gave chase toward Number 007 as he was fleeing the scene. The eluding operative pushed himself throughout the moon base and finally reaching the hangar bay which had various two-by-four star fighters. It didn't take long for Number 86 along with her Decommissioning Squad to arrive on the scene and notice from down below that he was trying to access a two-by-four star fighter.

"Don't let him escape!" cried Number 86, "Fire!"

Number 86's Decommissioning Squad attempted to do their best, but it wasn't enough as Number 007 managed to escape the moon base scout free. Number 86 was quite upset by this as she threw her helmet right on the floor.

"You idiots!" cried Number 86, "I can't believe you people couldn't have handled this!"

"Excuse me Number 86" said Number 362 as she came into the scene, "but this Decommissioning Squad is led by you. And it's your fault by your lack of leadership."

"Just who in the world are you going to call to get this Number 007 back before he hands over all of our secrets to Father?" asked Number 86.

"Don't worry" replied Number 362 as she was leaving the scene, "I just have the right sector, and that's Sector V."

As Number 362 was prepared to give Sector V their latest mission, the members of Sector V had arrived back at the tree house after a day off.

"Well, I'm all relaxed" said Number 2 as he stretched his arms.

"Yep" said Number 5, "that certainly hit the spot."

"I had a fun, fun time" said Number 3.

"Well, we better get back to work" said Number 1 as they were entering the main room.

"Ah come on" said Number 4, "can't we extend our break?"

"No dice" replied Number 1.

"Looks like there's an incoming message from the moon base" said Number 5 as she turned on the computer screen.

"Ah, Sector V" said Number 362, "glad to see you."

"Number 362, what is it this time?" asked Number 1.

"Well, we're quite concern about operative Number 007" replied Number 362.

"Who the heck is this 007 operative?" asked Number 4, "I have never heard of him."

"Of course you haven't" replied Number 362, "he's one of our top secret agents."

"So what's this problem with this operative?" asked Number 2.

"Well, he was in for decommissioning, and well, he escaped" replied Number 362, "we need your help to track him down and bring him in."

"Anymore information about this Number 007?" asked Number 1, "Anything out of the ordinary about him?"

"Well, we suspect he has close relations with Chad Dickson, formerly known as Number 274" said Number 362, "he's sort of his cousin, James Dickson."

"Well that's just great" said Number 5, "looks like treason runs in the family."

"Well, I'm not sure about that either" said Number 362, "he was suspiciously admitted to being decommissioned quite so soon. But you know how Number 86 gets with decommissioning operatives when they have legally or illegally reached the age of 13."

"So you're saying there's something even more clandestine that's going?" asked Number 1.

"Well, I'm not allowed to give you details on that, that's classified" replied Number 362 then she was about to turn off her communicator, "well, I better get going."

"Well that's just great" said Number 4, "how can we find some top, top secret operative to which we have never even heard of?"

"I think it's time we did some snooping around Chad's place" replied Number 1, "if it's true that Number 007 is quite a close cousin of Chad, I think it's worth looking into it first before we do anything else."

"Well, let's get going then" said Number 5.

"Kids next door move out!" ordered Number 1.

Sector V arrived at their tree house's hangar and went right onto the COOLBUS and took off. Little do they know that Father was quite well aware of this secret clandestine organization even within the Kids Next Door to which he was receiving his daily report on the matter.

"So Mr. Boss" said Father as he sat on his chair and turned toward him, "any reports on any little brats?"

"Well" replied Mr. Boss, "we did manage to have our sensors detect a fleeing operative."

"Put the sensor images on screen" said Father.

"Will do" said Mr. Boss as he pressed some buttons on the computer console.

Suddenly images of the pilot of the escaping star fighter revealed to be Number 007. This was certainly an operative not even Father knew about and the operative looked strikingly similar to Chad Dickson, a former KND operative.

"Bring me in Chad Dickson" said Father to Mr. Boss, "I believe it's time I had a little talk about some family values."