I started composing this for a roleplay I'm doing with a friend of mine. I haven't quite finished it yet, but it's coming out quite well so far. Let me know what you think. I don't own "Legacy of Kain" or "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
Kidnap the Sarafan
Kidnap the Sarafan,
Keep them alive
Lock them up forever,
And see if they can thrive
First we're going to set some bait
In a cardboard box and wait!
When, One by One, they'll scout around
We'll kick the stick and mark the slate.
Kain: I've got a superior plan
To capture these pathetic human Sarafan
Infiltrate their camp at night
And spirit them away out of sight.
Kidnap the Sarafan
Cause them mental pain
Shave their arms and legs
And watch them go insane!
The Crazy Doctor Sara Crescent
Can take the whole thing over then.
When they try to run, she will
Catch them and their armor steal.
WHEEEEEE!
Kefka: I say that I'll make a tower
Open up the sky and then
Blast away their little peons
Oh yeah I'm good Uweee hee hee!
Carrie: You idiotic Moron
Six of those are mine!
And in case you haven't noticed…
These verses need to rhyme!
Kidnap the Sarafan
Stuff them in a pail
Shut them in a closet
And wait 'till they go stale.
Because Crazy Doctor Sara is a crazy lunatic
If I were on her vengeance list, you'd better run away quick!
Kidnap the Sarafan
Make them slave all day
Give them lots of jobs to do
Until their faces turn gray.