Hetalia fairytales

Chapter 1

Hansel and Gretel

Characters: Norway, Iceland, Denmark, Scandinavia

Disclaimer: Hetalia and its characters are not mine.


There was once a man living in the forest and his name is Scandinavia, Scandi for short he had two sons Lukas the elder and Emil the younger; everyday Scandi would wake up with Lukas trying to coax Emil to call him big brother and the later would adamantly refuse.

"Big brother"

"No"

"Big brother"

"Stop it!"

"Big brother"

"I'm not saying it!"

"Big brother"

"I won't say it!"

"You know you want to"

"I said NO, how many times do I have to tell you I. won't. say. It!"

"Lukas, are you trying to persuade Emil again?" asked Scandi when he appeared by the doorway of their kitchen slash dining area.

"You tell him father" said Emil crossing his arms and pouting.

"Goodness this happens everyday!" exclaimed Scandi as he motioned for his sons to join him for breakfast. After eating and the dishes are washed he bid goodbye to his sons to get to work.

Although Scandi was happy with his sons but sometimes he gets lonely so he took a second wife, seeing his family complete he is now contented. But the wife dislike the children and plans to send them away for good so she told Scandi to get rid of the children her reason is with lack of proper food due to extra mouths to feed. Scandi wasn't given a choice, unknowing to them Emil heard their conversation and told his brother the following morning he took his sons early deep within the woods and left them there with a heavy heart.

The children did not harbor ill feelings for their father for they know that they will be able to return home as Emil secretly lay a track for them to follow. They continue to trek the forest until they reach a gingerbread house, its gates and fences were made of licorice, the doorknocker made of crystal like candy, the roof cake with icing in which all goodies suspiciously smell like beer.

They were so hungry that they eat what ever they get their hands to, unknowingly a pair eyes watches them with a sinister smirk on his face.

"Ah so I have visitors" said a voice from behind they turn around and saw a tall, blue eyed, spiky haired male. Lukas and Emil back away slowly.

"Don't worry I won't hurt cha' yet" he murmured the last word. "do come in I made snacks in which I know you'll enjoy" he ushered them inside only for Lukas to be shoved into a cell with a fatten child and orders Emil to prepare the oven or something bad will happen to his brother with no choice he obeyed. Lukas threatening Mathias to do terrible things to him in which the man only laugh.

~later~

"The oven is ready" said Emil his shirt littered with soot.

He grins "excellent" and grabs the child, locks the prison and motions for Emil to follow, seconds later a scream was heard and Lukas went berserk.

"Calm down Lukas, think, think" he tries to calm himself and partially succeeded. Then snaps his finger remembering the magic training he received from his mother and chants a spell voila he's outside the house with no Mathias and Emil in sight.

~To where Mathias and Emil~

To his horror, Emil watched as Mathias shoved the boy into the oven and a moment later a ginger bread version of the boy came out, rearrange to let stand with the other gingerbreads.

Mathias turns to Emil with a smirk and advances "Hehe… this is going to be fun!" said Mathias while flexing his fingers in a groping motion while showing a rape face.

"No, stay away or… or… I'll"

"Or what?" asked Mathias.

"BIG BROTHER!" screamed Emil.

~With Lukas~

"My big brother senses are tingling" he muttered and ran to the sound of the scream only to witness the Dane getting closer to his beloved Emil and ran to save him, pulling whatever his hands got into which so happens to be the Dane's necktie.

"Hands. Off. My. Little. Brother!" said Lukas pulling the necktie with each word and let go seeing the wicked Dane unmoving.

"Let's go little brother" said Lukas as he drags Emil away with the later dragging a sack of treasures. They returned to their father and live in prosperity, thanks to the treasures. They asked the whereabouts of their stepmother, they found that they divorced and she was evicted from the house.

For every story of course…

And they lived happily ever after.

Oh and as for the Wicked Dane he regained his consciousness and because of what happened to him, he learned his lesson not to mess with a person with a severe case of brother complex, that is, if you want to be strangled, then go ahead.