Okay, I was looking through some of my old notebooks and I came across this old song parodies. Yeah, it was kind of dumb, but it was fun to make. I would appreciate reviews, but a word of warning; I'll send my mob of grim reaper groupies to reap the souls of flamers. In other words, if you don't like it, don't read it. Oh, and I don't own Final Fantasy or Chrono Trigger. Square Enix does.
The Square Enix Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, a Sephiroth in a Crater
On the second day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, two Kuja Tails and a Sephiroth in a Crater
On the third day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the fourth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the fifth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the sixth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the seventh day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the eighth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Eight Heroes Fighting, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the ninth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Nine White Mages, Eight Heroes Fighting, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the tenth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Ten Cids Dancing, Nine White Mages, Eight Heroes Fighting, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me, Eleven Foes defeated, Ten Cids Dancing, Nine White Mages, Eight Heroes Fighting, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Square Enix gave to me…Twelve Zealians Bragging…. Eleven Foes defeated, Ten Cids Dancing, Nine White Mages, Eight Heroes Fighting, Seven Chocobos runnin,' Six Golem Bosses, Five Lavos Spawn! Four Kefka Laughs, Three Black Waltzes, Two Kuja Tails, and a Sephiroth in a Crater!!!