A/N: Hello again, fellow fans of John Hughes' legendary work of art: 'The Breakfast Club'. So, I was bored the other day and decided to do this. As always, I am begging for you guys to review, comment, or favorite. Thank you and have a merry Christmas! I love all of you to bits!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own this work of art. Nor am I in touch with the stars, namely, Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, Emilio Estevez, or Paul Gleason. But, I wish I was.
RIP: Mr. John Hughes. Same goes to Mr. Paul Gleason. Both of you are greatly missed. Well, at least by me.

*puts three fingers to lips, raises them in the air*

PROLOGUE:

Saturday, March 24, 1984
Shermer High School,
Shermer, Illinois, 60062

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care?

You see us as you want to see us: A brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess, a musician, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.
We were brainwashed.