"Bye-bye," said Zelda, taking Link's hand and opening the front door. The two were going on a dinner/movie date, leaving Toon Link to watch the immaculate home.

"Now be good," said Link, sternly as he shut the door behind them.

Toon Link fell back on the couch, grinning from ear to ear. Tonight was going to be so fun. He had not had this sort of time to himself for what seemed like ages.

"I know!" he thought, deviously. "I'll invite some friends over!"

He picked up the phone and dialed for his two best friends, Captain Falcon and Pit. Shortly after he hung up, the doorbell rang and the two were at the door.

"Come in, homies." said Toon Link, opening the door to let them in.

"Want something to eat or drink?" he asked, casually.

"Myeh, not really." said Pit, who had just cushioned himself onto the beanbag chair. Captain Falcon had spread himself upon the sofa. The two were already wrinkling the blankets and furniture, lessening the home's well-furnished look.

"I'm kind of bored, Toon Link." said Captain Falcon, halfway asleep. "Let's do something."

"How about truth or dare?" asked Pit.

"That sounds like so much fun!" said Toon Link, seating them in a circle on the floor.

From lame dares like "ding-dong-ditch," and random eating contests, Toon Link and Captain Falcon carelessly dared Pit to chug a pack of Bud Light.

"When it's blue it's ready!" shouted Captain Falcon, handing Pit the beer. Pit downed it while Toon Link sat, smilingly evilly.

Soon, Pit's dares became more intense; after 6 cans he was absolutely drunk. The house no longer smelled "Mountain Fresh"; it smelled more like a night club. The furniture was wrinkled, cans lay about the floor, Pit was KO'd on the couch, Toon Link was casting strange "spells" on Captain Falcon on the floor. That is, until he saw the time.

"10:00!" he shouted, waking Pit.

"What's wrong with 10:00?" asked Captain Falcon.

"Zelda and Link will be home in a half hour! I have to start cleaning."

Confused, Captain Falcon and Pit watched as Toon Link nervously cleaned; straightening out every corner of the house. Captain Falcon ended up carrying Pit, out of the house, who was still knocked out. He saw the headlights of Link and Zelda's car pull into the driveway, so he just jumps into the hedges bordering the house. Toon Link sits nervously on the couch, waiting for the two to walk in. Captain Falcon fell asleep from boredom while in the hedges.

"So what happened while we were gone?" asked Zelda.

"Oh, nothing much," said Toon Link, sweating.

To his horror, Pit awakened form his drunken state, now smelling like alcohol mixed with hedges. He walked into the house, rubbing his head. "Boy that was some great party, Toony! Captain Falcon's still knocked out!"

Toon Link could have died right on the spot. His cover was officially blown.

----Author's Note:-----

Thanks to Captainkirby10 for some ideas, the idea of the drinking contest and of Pit blowing the cover. I made up HOW Pit blew the cover and pretty much everything else, but she gave me those main ideas so kudos to her.

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