My Christmas list
By: Starfirehime
Happy holidays everyone(yeah, that's where I stand)! This is my first One Piece fic, but there will be many more to come! I got the idea for this song-ficlet after hearing the song I used for it. I thought it totally fit the Luffy Pirates. The song is "My Christmas List" By Simple Plan. It's a hidden track on their album, "No, Pads, No Helmets . . . Just Balls." Listen to track 13 "Grow up" all the way through and "My Christmas List" should start at the 3:00 mark. Well, I hope you enjoy this little holiday brain fart of mine. Please read and review!
Snow was falling on the Grand Line as the Luffy pirates were all sitting in the kitchen of the Going Merry drinking the gourmet hot chocolates Sanji had prepared for them, when Tony Tony Chopper spoke.
"Hey, what do you think Santa is gonna bring us tonight?" He asked the rest of his crew.
"Santa Claus?" Nami raised an eyebrow.
"Of course Who else would bring us presents?" Chopper asked knowingly.
Chopper
Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life
Nami smiled at the small reindeer doctor and decided to humor him and did the hula.
Nami
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii
Monkey D. Luffy grinned at his crewmates and put his two-cents in and started counting off his idea of the perfect presents.
Luffy
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
Usoppu didn't want to be left out of the fun and joined in. He flung his arms out.
Usoppu
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV
Just bring me things that I don't need
Chopper, Nami, Luffy and Usoppu stood up and sang together.
Chopper, Nami, Luffy and Usoppu
'Cuz now it's Christmas
Luffy
And I want everything
Chopper, Nami, Luffy and Usoppu
I just can't wait
Christmas
So don't stop spending
Choppper
I want a million gifts, that's right
Chopper, Nami, Luffy and Usoppu
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
'Cuz now it's Christmas
Everyone laughed merrily. Zoro joined in and took swig of his rum.
Zoro
Somebody take me away
Or give me a time machine
To take me straight to midnight
I'll be alright
Sanji smiled lecherously and held a mistletoe over Nami's head and winked seductively at her.
Sanji
I want a girl in my bed
Who knows what to do
But Luffy cut him off before he could go on.
Luffy
A PlayStation 2!
Nami winked at Sanji, as to say "yeah right" and continued to sing with berri signs in her eyes.
Nami
I want a shopping spree
In New York City
Just bring me things that I don't need
Luffy Pirates
Cuz now it's Christmas
Nami made a money sign with her thumb and forefinger.
Nami
And I want everything
Luffy Pirates
I just can't wait
Christmas
So don't stop spending
Sanji
I want a million gifts, that's right
Luffy Pirates
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
'Cuz now it's Christmas
Robin smiled warmly at her crew and decided it was her turn to jump in and sing.
Robin
I wish I could take this day
And make it last forever
And no matter what I get tonight
I want more
Usoppu
It's Christmas and I want everything
I just can't wait
Zoro smiled lightly and shook his head at the idiots in the room.
Zoro
It's Christmas and I want everything now
Everyone got up and danced together in the kitchen, fueled by the happy mood in the room.
Luffy Pirates
Christmas
Robin
And I want everything
Luffy Pirates
I just can't wait
Christmas
So don't stop spending
Chopper
I want a million gifts, that's right
And I can't wait 'til midnight
Luffy Pirates
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
'Cuz now it's Christmas
Everyone flopped down back into their seats, laughing excitedly, letting the season take hold of them.