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iEgg you.
"Ready?" Freddy asks me
"Sure why not."
"Ok. Rolling… "We rest our chins on the kitchen counter
"Disgusting super slow motion" I say
"Disgusting super slow motion" he repeats.
"Disgusting super slow motion"
"Disgusting super slow motion" he says rolling those big brown eyes of his in a deep dreamy voice.
"Disgusting super slow motion"
"Disgusting super slow motion" in higher but still deep dreamy voice
"I got to pee."
"We'll be right back." We both go back behind the counter. He hits pause on the cameras remote.
*trickling sound*
"Sam, close the door." He yells
"No. if you don't like what you hear then stop listening."
"Meet me upstairs."
So I do. "Today in super slow motion, I'm going to crush a raw egg on Sam's forehead."
"I want Freddie to crush an egg on my forehead in super slow motion." I also want him to do a lot of other things to me.
"But first I will interview Sam." He pauses the camera and we both go lay on the car. His tummy shows a little bit and his belt is sorta low. Its pretty hot.
"Have you ever had an egg crushed on your forehead in super slow motion?"
"No I haven't."
"How do you feel."
"Excited." In more than one way Benson.
"Then kick like a motor boat." Sadly I do. He shuts off his camera and kisses me with an indescribable passion.
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A/N: well I hope you liked it. Its pretty much everything that was said in the video with just a hint of thoughts. Of course. I had to say what was done off screan. any way if you dont like well...
-Simmz