Deck the Halls parody – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Kill Harry with dragon's fire Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha That might raise Voldemort's power Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha With his Firebolt he can win Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha They'll just have to try again Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
Drown Harry deep in the lake Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha That would be his last mistake Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha To think against Riddle he could succeed Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha That's not the purpose of Crouch's deed Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
Get Harry safely through the maze Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha Bring him to me through the haze Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha With Harry's blood the Dark Lord rises Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha The future holds even worse surprises Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
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