"Why Bo Dallas Makes a Horrible Motivational Speaker"
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Dolph Ziggler and his good friend Zack Ryder were busy hanging out at the catering area, getting some coffee and taking in a conversation.
"Did you know that you can save 15 minutes on car insurance by switching to Geico?" Dolph told Zack.
"Duh, Broski." Zack scoffed, "Everyone knows that."
"Well, did you know that Bo Dallas makes a horrible motivational speaker?" Dolph suggested.
Suddenly, this left Zack wondering that fact.
However, Bo Dallas was shown speaking to a bunch of people in an empty auditorium. They were feeling bored and tired, while Bo was being his happy-go-lucky self.
"I think that if you Bo-lieve, and if that girl can Bo-lieve, and that guy can Bo-lieve, than we can all BO-LIEEEEEEVE!" Bo shouted.
But then, Roman Reigns came in through the door and speared Bo in half, therefore knocking him out of his boots. He looked around at the guests who were shocked and surprised that this happened.
"Don't believe in this assdonkey!" Roman said, pointing down at Bo Dallas. "Believe in Roman Reigns! OOOOOOOOOHWAAAAAAAAA!"
And then, the rest of the guests stood up out of their chairs, doing Roman's battlecry as a response. Apparently, they hardly cared what happened to Bo Dallas because he was better off getting what he deserved.
Well, that was out of nowhere. Apparently, I was gonna do this for "When WWE Superstars Go Random" but I figured I'd make this an individual drabble all by itself. Truth is, I don't Bo-lieve in Bo, I believe in Roman! OOOOOOOOOOHWAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, feedback's appreciated.
Oh, and one more thing.
R.I.P.
Bo Dallas's undefeated streak
May 2014 - July 2014
(Sorry, couldn't remember the dates)