This is a story is by me and my sis we wrote it when we were hiding from the the crazy purple people eaters hope you like this story because we'll probably be dead in a few minutes Enjoy!
Disclaimer- We don't own Harry potter but we do own Christine and Caroline because there us
James Potter and the crazy purple people eater, Lily Evans
One day James Potter was sitting in the Gryffindor common room when one really hot chick came up to him named Caroline.
"You're Sexy" She said
"I know" James said not looking up from the book he was reading about purple people eater
"Is that a good book?"
"Yea pretty good"
"You wanna make a baby"
"Yea sure lets go to my room" James said
Then lily came into the room when they were going up to his room
"James potter where do you think your going"
"Im going to make a baby'
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Lily screamed then she picked up James book and put her wand on it and turned into a purple people eater and ate Caroline and James.
"Mwahahahahah" Lily laughed
Then Sirius came into the room and being the man slut he is said
"Hey I haven't seen you before wanna make out"
"Yea sure" Said the crazy purple people eater, lily
And they made out and everyone forgot about James and Caroline and wormtail even though he wasn't dead they ignored him anyways. Then they proceeded to destroy the world and everybody died
Hope you liked it even though it was stupid anyways post reviews thanx
-Sirius black whore+friend
P.S. Those following the Fallen into love story I wont be updating for a while so you will have to wait