Accidentally Sadistic Hobo
She can hardly breathe, as if something was trying to crush the life out of her. As she stared at him in utter horror, only one thing was on her mind, 'Oh the inadequacy!'
She used to think there wasn't anybody worse than The Ruffs when it comes to improperly wearing the Pokey Oaks Uniform. Oh how wrong was she…
His untamed curly hair covered his face, his once white long sleeved polo-shirt was now soiled up turning it into brownish white, his shoes were neither leather nor was it even black and worst of all he wasn't even wearing a tie. A freaking tie!
It would have made Blossom feel better if he wasn't supposed to be a role model towards his schoolmates. It would have made her feel better if he had a little bit of a lower status, like maybe the peace officer or even a treasurer but no, he just had to be the Secretary. Which meant she had to see him every single day! You have no idea how much effort she had to put up just to control herself from making him a little bit descent in her perfectionist eyes.
He was killing her softly every single day. Every time she saw a pair of scissors all she want to do was use it to cut off all that greasy hair. She wished that if he couldn't at least comb his hair why don't he just shave them all off just like he used to do back in kindergarten? That accidentally sadistic hobo.
Yes, he really was driving the pink puff insane. He was lucky that he was unexpectedly neat in his writing and amazingly organized with their plans and other things, if he wasn't…
She wouldn't know what she'd do to him.
She never was sure when it started or how it happened, but at some point during all those meetings together and all those overtime tasks they had to do together, he started to grow on her.
It was weird really, she always thought back when she was five that Harry Pitt was the last boy she'd ever fall in love with, even if they were the last people on Earth. He once haunted her along with his cootie-attacks in her nightmares. But look at her now, having feelings towards him. If Buttercup ever finds out it'll kill her from laughter.
Maybe it was just because they were spending too much time together, maybe it was just her hormones controlling her or maybe, she really was in love all along and just never wanted to admit it.
Harry was an odd lad. No girl would even dare go anywhere near him. So he was surprised when he got voted as the Student Council Vice-President against Boomer, well sure he wasn't the brightest or the neatest kid in school but he has a pretty darn strong fan base.
He always had a crush on her, but one would ask about him ever dating her for real, he'd probably just snort out a "yeah sure when pigs fly". But I guess life can be humorous sometimes…
They were oddest pair out of all, no one ever thought of Harry Pitt and Blossom Utoniom being put together in a sentence. Even he still can't believe it's actually him making her stay up all night talking senselessly while laughing at nothing at all, he still can't believe she loves him just as much as he loves her.
Harry and Blossom are a type of couple who are imperfectly perfect together in more ways than one.
Another weird couple right? LOL I don't know why but I freaking love Harry Pitt!