On one hot summer day in 1983, a transfer student named Mikuo Hatsune comes to a rural peaceful village in Hinamizawa. There, he befriends his classmates Miku, Haku, Yuki, and Rin. Accepted as a full-fledged member of the 'club', Mikuo and the gang plays all sorts of activities ranging from card and board games to hide-and-seek. But as Mikuo was beginning to be assimilated in simple rural life, he stumbles upon the dark history of Hinamizawa. As Mikuo dives deeper into the mystery, he finds that his new found friends may not be all they claim to be.
I was going to write this when I was done High School of the Dead but this anime was so good that I just couldn't resist! So, enjoy! I don't own Vocaloid or When They Cry.
Warning: This fic IS mystery and therefore will be extremely confusing in later chapters. Just warning you. Some characters may seem OC for now (Like Tei who comes in later) but you'll find out what happens later on.
With a bat in hand, a teal haired boy swung the bat, breaking his bedroom lamp making the glass shatter as he brought it up and down, repeatedly hitting two girls, blood spattering all over the room. One of the girls had teal hair in pigtails, the other girl had long silver hair in one ponytail. The boy stopped beating them, observing what he had just done. His breathing was heavy, and he was on the verge of crying. He dropped the bat onto the floor, and simply stood there, staring at the two beaten to death bodies, traumatized.
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The teal-haired boy opened his eyes slowly, getting up out of bed lazily. He really hated school. He stretched, and then relaxed flopping back onto his bed with a sigh. He quickly got up and got dressed, heading downstairs to see that his mother had already made him breakfast.
"Morning…" The boy mumbled tiredly.
"Morning!" His mother called back.
A Few Minutes Later
"I'm outta here!" The boy said after he finished his breakfast.
"Oh, Mikuo, do me a favor and tell Miku thanks for the leeks, OK?" His mother asked as Mikuo put his shoes on.
"Got it!" Mikuo called, opening the door and waving behind him as he walked out.
It's been about a month since I moved to Hinamizawa. It's the first time I've found out the air can actually smell good!
"Hello, Mikuo! Good morning to ya!" A girl with teal pig-tails called out, waving to Mikuo.
"So, you're early again. You know, you could sleep in every once in a while." Mikuo said, walking next to her.
"But if I slept in, then I'd risk making you wait for me!" The girl said, giving a cheery smile.
"What makes you think I'd wait?" Mikuo asked, looking the other way.
"Hey! Oh, Mikuo! That's mean! Why wouldn't you wait for me, I wait for you!" She exclaimed, her eyes filling with tears.
"Don't get all upset! I got better things to do!" Mikuo said.
"Why are you being so mean like this? Like this?" The girl asked.
She repeated her sentences often.
"Relax, of course I'd wait for you!" Mikuo said, smiling at the girl.
"Thanks that's nice of you." The girl said, blushing.
This odd little one walking next to me who blushes a lot, that's Miku Kamui. I've only known her for a few weeks but I know that her name isn't the only weird thing about her.
Mikuo and Miku turned the corner to see a girl with long silver hair tied in a ponytail.
"Oh, there you are. What's going on? How come you're both so late?" The girl asked.
"Hi Haku! Good morning!" Miku called out.
"Hey, you're the one who's always late, not us!" Mikuo said.
"Long time no see, Mikuo. How many years has it been now?" Haku asked.
"I was only out for two days, Haku!" Mikuo said, catching up to the two girls.
Unlike Miku, who's always so self-conscious, this one likes to set her own rules. Her name's Haku Yowane. She's an upperclassmen and pretty much the chic who runs the school.
"I had to leave because of a funeral!" Mikuo said, who was still arguing with Haku as they made their way to school.
"That's pretty much all we did the whole time." He said.
"Well, did you come through for me and bring me back what I asked you to?" Haku asked.
"I didn't bring back crap, I was at a freaking funeral, remember?" Mikuo fired back at Haku.
Hinamizawa is a tiny little village. The only school has one classroom for everybody. Our class is made up out of only 15 students total, and they're all of different ages and different grades. And, we all share the same teacher. I don't know how she does it! It's gotta be hard teaching all those different grades at the same time. When other students need help, I sometimes end up having to teach Miku and Haku myself.
"Wow, Mikuo, you're a really good teacher do you know that? You make this easy!" Miku exclaimed, highlighting a sentence in her notebook with a teal marker.
"Oh man, I hate teaching you guys! It makes me realize how little I really know!" Mikuo said, slumping over in his chair.
"They say if you're going to teach someone then you better make sure you know it three times better than they do!" Haku said, holding up three fingers.
"HEY, WHAT AM I DOING TEACHING YOU, ANYWAY? AREN'T YOU A GRADE HIGHER THAN ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE TEACHING ME, YOU KNOW!" Mikuo yelled, and Haku grabbed him by his forehead, pushing him backwards.
"Yeah, whatever, details, details!" Haku said as Mikuo just lay there on the floor.
"By the way, Mikuo, I was wondering what you're doing tomorrow? Got any plans? Do ya?" Miku asked.
Mikuo looked at her from the floor.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're still having a hard time finding your way around Hinamizawa, right?" Haku asked as Mikuo got off the floor.
"Yeah, kinda. I still can't figure out how to get anywhere besides school and the center of town." Mikuo said.
"That's what I thought! So tomorrow, Haku and I and Yuki are going to do Mikuo a favor! We're going to show you all around Hinamizawa by taking a big long walk through the whole area, OK? I was going to make lunch for all of us, too! Are you interested?" Miku asked.
"Yeah, c'mon! It'll be great!" Haku said.
"Sure, if I'm free." Mikuo said bluntly.
"Yo! What's up with the attitude? You've got two girls asking you out, here, you little punk!" Haku said, raising her fist threateningly while pouting.
"I said, if I'm free!" Mikuo said, smirking to himself.
Haku growled at him.
"Well, Mikuo, are you going to be free tomorrow? Are you?" Miku asked with sparkles in her eyes.
"Yeah, I'm free!" Mikuo said, not able to resist Miku's sparkle eyes, making Haku growl again.
"Happy now!" Miku said cutely.
"Alright, what's your deal, dude? How come you treat her a whole lot better than you treat me, huh?" Haku asked with little devil horns growing out of her head and a doki on her forehead.
Mikuo stuck his tongue out at her while crossing his eyes.
"Miku, maybe just the two of us should hook up tomorrow!" Mikuo said.
"Sure, if that's what you want, Mikuo!" Miku said.
"WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THIS LITTLE OUTING IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Haku yelled angrily as Miku and Mikuo laughed.
After school, Mikuo, Miku, and Haku hiked up a nearby mountain until they came to a shrine.
"This place is called the Feruday shrine! I don't think there's anywhere around here with a better view!" Miku exclaimed.
"Great." Mikuo said dully.
"There'll be a big festival up here in the next break." Haku said.
"Cool." Mikuo said dully again.
"Ta-da!" Miku exclaimed, spreading her arms to reveal a whole area of food on a picnic blanket.
"Miku's deluxe lunch box special prepared especially for you!" Miku exclaimed.
"Wow, Miku, that's a lot of food." Mikuo said.
"Hope we're not interrupting." Said a voice from behind them.
The friends looked up to see a girl with short black pigtails, and next to her, a girl with short blonde hair in a big white bow.
"Oh! There you are!" Haku said.
"Hey, it's Rin and Yuki!" Mikuo said.
These girls are in my class, too. Rin Kagamine and Yuki Kaai. This may go without saying, but they are a few grades younger than me.
"What's going on? What's with all the excitement?" Rin asked.
"Can't you see for yourself? We're about to dig in at this awesome lunch that Miku made for us!" Mikuo exclaimed.
"I see that, you idiot! I'm not stupid, you know! What I wanted to know is why you guys are getting all cozy in someone else's front yard!" Rin exclaimed, whacking Mikuo in the face which made him fall down.
He quickly got up.
"Oh, back off! This shrine is public property! Stop acting like you own the place!" Mikuo yelled at her.
"Actually, Mikuo's right on this one! In a way, it's anybody's front yard!" Yuki said sweetly.
"Oooh! Yuki's always such a good little girl! Sit next to me, Yuki! I'll be happy to share with you!" Mikuo exclaimed.
Rin got an irritated look.
"Oh well, there's nothing I can do! It looks like you've left me no choice but to just sit down and join all of you!" Rin said, a devious smile on her face.
"No you won't! There's not enough room for you, and there's not enough food, either!" Mikuo exclaimed, sticking out his tongue and making a fart sound at Rin.
"Yes there is!" Rin yelled, and in a matter of seconds, Rin and Mikuo were having a slap fight.
"Alright, alright, stop it you guys! If Rin wants to join us, there's plenty of food for her!" Miku said.
"Nuh uh! Because I'm planning on eating Rin's share, too!" Mikuo said, starting to do his victory laugh.
"No, because I won't let you!" Rin yelled, still in her slap fight with Mikuo which then turned into wrestling.
"Here, have some chop sticks!" Yuki said, handing Rin some chop sticks.
"Wow! I can eat this whole spread!" Rin exclaimed, sitting next to Mikuo and starting to dig in.
"No you won't, not if I eat it first!" Mikuo yelled, grabbing random food and biting into it, now on a full out eating contest with Rin.
"Just look at 'em! It's so nice to be young!" Haku said.
"Well, eat up, everyone! There's no need to be shy, there's plenty of food!" Miku said.
"Come to daddy, beef patty!" Mikuo said, stabbing his chopsticks into a beef patty.
"If you think I'm gonna let you have that, you're crazy!" Rin yelled, raising her arm and elbowing Mikuo hard in the back of the neck.
"Ooow! Elbowing should really be against the rules!" Mikuo exclaimed, holding the back of his neck.
"Oh, there were rules?" Rin asked.
"Eating lunch together is so much fun, so much fun, I like it~!" Miku said in a little song.
"Wow, Miku, this lunch you made is really delicious!" Yuki exclaimed. H
Haku simply laughed at Mikuo and Rin.
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"Well, I think it's time we call it a day!" Haku said after the picnic was over and the sun was setting.
"Alright, guys, see ya later!" Haku said, saluting.
"Thanks for putting this all together today, Haku. I had a good time!" Mikuo said.
"Well, see you tomorrow!" Miku said.
"Yep!" Haku called, and ran off.
"I'm glad you were able to hang out with us today, Mikuo, I had fun! Did you have fun, too?" Miku asked.
"Yep! I really enjoyed it! In fact, I had so much fun, I almost don't feel like going home!" Mikuo responded.
"Then maybe, if you don't mind, we can go someplace that I think is fun! Can we?" Miku asked.
"OK, but where? Is it far?" Mikuo asked.
"Well, it's a little bit of a walk, but not that bad! Come on! Follow me!" Miku yelled, starting to run down the path.
"Wait for me!" Mikuo exclaimed, chasing after her.
Miku giggled as they reached the place she wanted to go.
"I haven't been here for some time, now! Wonder what's there, wonder what's there~!" Miku said in a sing-song voice.
Mikuo looked over what seemed like a little cliff into a junkyard.
"You're saying it's been a while since you've been to this place? You mean the garbage dump?" Mikuo asked, looking at all of the garbage.
"Yeah, but it's not garbage to me! When I look around all I see are mountains of treasure! Look! A brand new mountain over there! Yippee! Yippee! Hooray!" Miku exclaimed, climbing down the piles of trash.
"Hey, wait!" Mikuo exclaimed, cautiously making his way down when he slipped on a soda can, banging his head and back on a metal pole.
"Ooow!" Mikuo groaned in pain.
"If you want to, you can stay there, I don't mind! I'll just be a few minutes!" Miku exclaimed, going deeper into the dump.
"Are all girls from the country like this?" Mikuo asked himself, leaning on some slightly rusted metal and staring at the sunset.
He closed his eyes for a moment, but his eyes flew open when he felt something in front of him. He looked up to see a man with a camera standing in front of him.
"You kinda surprised me!" The man said.
"Really? Cause that's what I was just about to say!" Mikuo said.
"Sorry about that, I wasn't trying to sneak up on you, promise. So, tell me, are you local? Are you from Hinamizawa?" The man asked.
"Yeah, sort've." Mikuo said.
"My name is Kiyoteru. I'm a freelance photographer. I come to Hinamizawa every now and then for work." Kiyoteru said.
"Hey, isn't it professional to ask somebody before you take their picture?" Mikuo asked, standing up.
"Sorry, my bad, I'm usually taking pictures of wild birds! I've never tried asking them, but maybe I should!" Kiyoteru said, and started laughing but then became quiet when he didn't hear Mikuo laughing back.
"Hey, Mikuo! Sorry for making you wait for so long! I'm almost done here, I promise!" Miku called out from the distance.
"Oh, you've got company. Is she looking for something specific down there, or just digging around?" Kiyoteru asked.
"I don't know. Maybe she's looking for that dead body she chopped up a few months back." Mikuo said.
Kiyoteru narrowed his eyes at him.
"That was a horrible crime. They're still missing one of the arms, aren't they?" Kiyoteru asked.
Mikuo, who had been joking, realized his eyes widened as cold sweat went down his face.
"Missing…what?" Mikuo asked.
He then heard Miku giggle from somewhere in the dump.
"Thanks for waiting, Mikuo!" Miku called out, making her way back up to him.
"Well, I should probably get going before they kick me out of here. Sorry for sneaking up on you like that, Mikuo. Take it easy!" Kiyoteru said, and left.
Mikuo stood there, still stunned after what he had just heard.
"You waited, you waited! Thank you! Hm? Mikuo?" Miku asked, seeing the look on his face.
Mikuo shook his head a bit, going back to his normal self.
"Well, tell me, how did it go? Find anything good down there?" Mikuo asked.
"Yeah, yeah I did! I did really good! I found the most awesome thing ever! The canta doll!" Miku exclaimed.
"What do you mean the canta doll? Are you talking about that gigantic plastic doll standing in front of that fried chicken place?" Mikuo asked.
"Yup! That's exactly it! Oh! It's really cute! I wanna take him home with me!" Miku cooed.
"Well, it's just trash, right? I'm sure if you take him home, nobody's going to mind." Mikuo said.
"Yeah, but, unfortunately, it's trapped under a huge pile of junk! I tried digging him out myself but I couldn't." Miku said sadly.
"How 'bout I help you out tomorrow, then? In exchange for that killer lunch you made today!" Mikuo said.
"Wow, thank you! Mikuo's gonna help me free my treasure! Then I can take him home and have him all to myself! Eeeeek!" Miku shrieked just thinking about it.
"Hey, Miku, has something bad every happened in this garbage dump?" Mikuo asked.
"I heard they were trying to build a dam here a while ago! But that's all I really know about it." Miku said.
"They tried to build a dam? Well then, maybe something happened, like, a construction accident. Is that possible?" Mikuo asked.
"I don't know." Miku said in almost a mono-tone voice, creeping Mikuo out a little.
"You see, I was living somewhere else up until last year!" Miku said, back to her normal cheery self.
"Really? Then you're a transfer student, too! I just assumed you were born here." Mikuo said.
Miku turned so that she wasn't facing Mikuo, a wicked smile on her face and her hair covering her eyes.
"No, I was a transfer so I don't know too much about what happened before I got here. Sorry Mikuo." Miku said.
"It's OK, no biggy." Mikuo said.
Miku turned to him and smiled.
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"Bye!"
"See you later!" Two kids called as they ran out of the classroom.
"Alright, in accordance to the rules of our club, I'd like to debate a brand new subject today. Let's see a show of hands to think it's a good idea to make Mikuo Hatsune the newest member to out club!" Haku asked, pointing at Mikuo.
"I don't object! Haha!" Miku said, putting her hand in the air.
"Ahahahahaha! Well if a little peasant could keep up with me then I guess I'm OK with it!" Rin said.
"Rin and I think that'd he'd be a nice edition to our club!" Yuki said.
"Then it's decided! Congratulations Mikuo Hatsune, you are now an official member of our club!" Haku exclaimed.
"Hey, hold on! What're you talking about? What makes you think I wanna join this club of yours anyway? I don't even know what the heck this thing's about!" Mikuo yelled.
Haku cleared her throat.
"Our club tries to capture the increasingly complicated actions of society through either prosperity or reverseity or activities or gaining upon the belief of no matter what happens we must always follow our-" Haku was saying dramatically when Yuki interrupted her.
"I think what she's trying to say is that all we do is sit around and play games!" Yuki exclaimed happily.
"Now it's starting to make sense." Mikuo said.
"Let me make one thing clear, this competition is fierce and we never play anything lame like house, so if you suck, you're gonna hate it." Haku said with a dark aura around her.
"Why do you take it so seriously? We should just have some fun!" Mikuo said.
"Yeah right! Rule number one: Always play to win no matter what! You have to put forth nothing less than your best effort! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Haku yelled, squishing her finger against Mikuo's cheek.
"Which leads to rule number two! If you want to stay in the club than you must do everything in your power to win at all times!" Rin yelled, squishing two fingers against Mikuo's cheek
"Alright, alright, I get it." Mikuo said, massaging his cheeks.
"Playing a complicated game will probably put Mikuo at a disadvantage, so, why don't we pick a game today that everybody's familiar with? Here's my suggestion. How do you feel about Old Maid?" Haku asked.
"That sounds perfect!" Mikuo said.
"And for the punishment game, I say the winner can do anything they want to the person who's last. How does that sound to you guys, huh?" Haku asked.
"That sounds like a good plan to me!" Rin said.
"OK, let's shuffle the deck." Haku said, and started shuffling the cards.
"I'll start it with this one." Miku said, pulling out a card and handing some to Mikuo.
"These cards are worn out, they look like you've had them forever. I bet you can tell which is which from all the scratches and bends on the back's of these guys." Mikuo said, making everyone else grin evilly.
"OH COME ON, THAT'S TOTALLY NOT FAIR, THAT'S CHEATING!" Mikuo yelled.
"Rule number two clearly states that you have to do everything in your power to win at all times." Rin said.
"Don't worry, Mikuo, a lot of marks on these cards are obvious, I'm sure you'll catch on in no time." Miku said.
"Fine, if that's how you want to play, I'll take all of you cheaters on and still win!" Mikuo said, grabbing his cards.
They then started to play, and Haku chuckled evilly.
"Hey, Mikuo, I'm gonna read your cards from right to left. 3, 4, 9, Jack, Queen!" Haku said.
"WHAAAAA?" Mikuo yelled, because, she was right.
"By the way, it's not just the Jack, it's the Jack of Hearts!" Yuki added, making Mikuo groan in frustration.
Mikuo shuffled them like crazy, pointing them at Rin.
"You can shuffle them all you want, I can still read 'em!" Rin said, taking one of his cards.
"I'm out!" She said.
Mikuo slammed his head on the table.
"You're evil, you're all completely evil! Except for Miku, you're not evil, are you?" Mikuo asked.
"I'm sorry, Mikuo, but you've got the 3 of Hearts right here, don't you? I'm out, too!" Miku said.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" Mikuo yelled, and the game continued on, with him getting his butt kicked.
"Maybe this isn't fair, if we're gonna keep playing we should use a new deck. Mikuo seems to be having a hard time." Miku said.
"Trust me, he's a man, he can handle it! You're up for a little challenge, aren't you, Mikuo?" Haku asked.
"Yeah, you can do it, can't you?" Yuki asked, patting Mikuo on the head.
Mikuo growled and covered his cards.
"Oh come on Mikuo, you can't hide it! That's the 2 if Diamonds, isn't it?" Haku asked, grabbing one of the cards.
"What the-?" Haku asked, realizing it wasn't the card she was looking for.
"Wow, Haku knows those cards inside and out, she hardly ever makes a mistake!" Miku said.
"No, I didn't, Mikuo, what have you done to these cards?" Haku demanded.
Mikuo cracked a crazy smile and started laughing.
"I've so got you, Haku Yowane!" Mikuo said.
"You made another card look just like the 2 of Diamonds? Uh, wow, that was pretty clever for a guy like you." Rin said.
Yuki started clapping.
"Way to go, way to stick it to 'em this time!" Yuki said, and Mikuo chuckled.
"I can't believe it, Mikuo, you got her! Great job!" Miku said.
"I have to admit, I knew all along that you had it in you. But you kinda surprised me on this one. It's more impressive than I expected." Haku said.
"Although, that move came a little too late." Rin said, glancing at his score board.
"Yeah, I know, I still end up in last place. But, as long as I can get a dig at Haku then I'm good with it." Mikuo said.
Haku got out of her seat, grinning evilly.
"Well, loser, I think it's time for the punishment game, now. Seeing how this is your first day in our club I'll go easy on you. After all, I don't want to traumatize you so much that you don't show up to school tomorrow." Haku said, holding up a marker.
Rin and Yuki held Mikuo's legs while Miku held his shoulders back, and Haku walked towards him with the marker.
"Here I come~!" She cooed.
Mikuo knew what was coming.
"Get ready~!" She said, taking off the cap.
Mikuo tried to struggle in vain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mikuo screamed.
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"She wants to get the canta doll? Oh, I get it. I guess that's why Miku ran out of there so fast today." Haku said.
"I can't believe she thought that thing is cute. She can be pretty weird sometimes." Mikuo said, his face decorated to make it look like a cat.
"Yeah, some of her hobbies are rather odd. I mean, once she finds something she thinks is cute, there isn't anything you can say that will tear her away from it." Haku said.
"Hey, about that place, the construction site, it kinda seemed like something bad happened there." Mikuo said.
"Something did. Government officials came by one day and said they were going to kick us out of the village so they could build a dam there."
"They were going to kick you out?"
"Yeah, they were, so, we decided to fight 'em. Everyone joined in, and I suppose if we hadn't, this while village would be underwater right about now."
"Wow, I'm surprised you guys actually won. I mean, it was the government you were going up against."
"Well, everyone in the village, including the village leader pulled people together and petitioned anyone they could. They even went to Tokyo so they could negotiate with the politicians there. In the midst of that, eventually the plans were drawn. And that's how the little guys took down the big guys." Haku said, and giggled to herself.
"Interesting. Were there any clashes between you and them? You know, like murder or assault or anything like that?" Mikuo asked.
Haku bowed her head, her hair covering her eyes and she stopped walking.
"No. Nothing." Haku said in that monotone voice Miku had used.
"Oh, OK." Mikuo said, confused.
"OK then, see ya tomorrow! And that ink better stay on your face until you get home, you got that, Mikuo?" Haku said, and ran off.
"Fine, whatever, I'll leave it on, then." Mikuo said.
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Miku continued to pull the garbage away, but to no avail.
"What's up, Miku?" Mikuo said, making Miku turn around.
"Working hard, are ya?" Mikuo said, hopping down the garbage to Miku.
"What a surprise! Hey, Mikuo! What're you doing here?" Miku asked.
Mikuo then saluted quickly.
"I received urgent information on an innocent victim, so where is this person? How can I help?" Mikuo asked, looking left, right, and then Miku's chest.
"Um…no victim…" Miku said.
"According to my report some dastardly devil has taken the canta doll and buried him alive in garbage." Mikuo said, still saluting.
At first, Miku was confused, but then she smiled widely.
"Oh, now I get it! Sorry, I wasn't following." Miku said and giggled.
"So, come on, where is this guy anyway?" Mikuo asked.
"Oh, OK, he's right here! Look, he's buried pretty deep. Can you see him?" Miku asked, looking down into a little hole.
"Wow, he really was buried alive. I'm afraid if we're going to get this guy out of here, we're gonna need an axe or something." Mikuo said.
"Wait right here, OK?" Miku asked, getting up.
She then ran off and Mikuo started looking around, and saw a pile of magazines. Confused, he picked them up and started looking at them.
"It was a horrible crime. They're still missing one of the arms, aren't they?"
Mikuo flipped one of the pages, showing a report about the dam.
"Horrible tragedy at the Hinamizawa dam…winched and hacked to pieces…? The murderers attacked the victim with hatchets and pick axes….after torturing the victim, they used the hatchet to cut out the victims corpse into six parts…head, arms, legs, and torso…one of the murderers…is still on the loose…?" Mikuo mumbled the report out loud.
"I don't know."
"No. Nothing."
"It's true…there was a murder…" Mikuo mumbled.
You know, looking back at that moment, I can't help but think about why the Cicadas were just screaming that night. They were warning me. Warning me about everything that was about to go wrong.
Miku walked across the road back to where Mikuo was, smiling wickedly and dragging a hatchet behind her. She looked into the garbage dump and saw Mikuo, and she giggled to herself.
A/N: OH MY GOD, MIKU IS EEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLL! Or is she? I don't know. Well, I do, I'm just not telling you~! Review please!