Disclaimer: I don't Legend of Zelda! sob...

A/N: This is my first Zelda poem, so read and review, flames will be used to roast marshmallows!

My name is Link

When you look at me, what do you see?

A kid in green, a trouble maker.

Irresponsible child, "Mr. Hero"

And brown pot breaker.

Well I have news, I have a name,

My name is Link.

You won't remember, but I can't care

'bout what you think.

I take the sword, who am I now?

Hero of time, legendary.

World-saver, demon-slayer

Imaginary.

But I am not a Triforce slave,

I have a name, and Link it is.

I don't care if you live,

Can't say that I ever did.

If I could choose, I'd leave you all,

Each child crying is a pest.

Save your problems on your own,

I am tired, let me rest.