PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SHIP. I JUST HAD TO DO THIS.
"You understand me, don't you Apple?"
Apple said nothing as it was a fruit.
Draco then proceeded to take a bite from it. "You always know how to make me feel better."
"Everyone, take out your apples and turn them into an orange."
Drago put the bitten Apple on his desk and easily turned it into an orange.
THE END.
Don't try anything with Drorange. It's as weird as Drapple.