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Kuri: Or that first sentence.
Ddc: Go away Kuri. Sorry guys, that's my muse. Hella annoying, I'll try to keep her away for right now.
Kuri: Oh you know you love me.
Ddc: Actually I don't...
Kuri: NOT IN THAT WAY PERV!
Ddc: Can I help it if that's how it sounded?
Kuri: No but you could get your mind out of the gutter!
Ddc: But its fun there!!!!!!!
Kuri: -.-;;;;;;;
A/n: Heya people! Well, they say they can't teach an old dog new tricks, and even though I'm not old (turned 15 yesterday!!!! Woohoo!!) I'm writing ANOTHER karaoke fic. Except this one isn't for Yu Yu Hakusho, it's for Harry Potter. Yeah yeah, I know that Not Another Karaoke Party isn't finished yet, but it's getting pretty close, so I've decided to start up this one to continue on with the singing fanfiction mahem. And for all of you readers that have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, I'll give you all the details at the end of the fic. So now, on with the fic and I hope you enjoy A Karaoke Party From Hell!
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione: ::walk into Room of Requirement::
Ron: Ok tell me one more time. Why exactly are we listening to Seamus and going to this weird party thingymabob?
Hermione: Because it beats sitting around complaining about being bored. Plus I wanna know who Harry's crush is.
Harry: ::snickers:: You'll never figure it out, and besides. They're probably not even at the party. I'd be really surprised if they were.
Ron: They?! THEY?! You mean your crush is a siamese twin?!
Harry: Huh?
Hermione: -.-;; Ron. Harry's referring to his crush as them so we won't have a clue as to who it is. For all we know he's madly in love with Crabb
Harry: Eeewwwww don't even joke about something like that!!! That guy smells like a wolf came up and though he was a fire hydrant!
Ron: And how would you know that? And why aren't you grossed out with the fact that she's suggesting you're gay?
Harry: Ummm...uhh....
Hermione: Because he's bi.
Ron: REALLY??!?!
Harry: Hehe. Oh look we're here.
::They walk into room::
Ron: ::glaring at him:: I can't believe you didn't tell me!!!
Seamus: Heya guys!!! Glad you decided to get off your lazy asses and come! Tell what, Ron?
Ron: That Harry's....
Harry: GAH! ::clamps hand over Ron's mouth:: Shut up!! You want the whole world to know?!
Mysterious voice from behind: What? That you're really a mutant toad in disguise as a 16 year old?
Harry: ::shrieks:: Meep!!! Scary!! Who was that?!
Draco: ::steps out of shadows with Blaise, Pansy, Crab and Goyle:: Hehe, that was fun. Ok, enough fun. Finnigan, tell me what the hell you're doing so I can distract Pansy and run for my life.
Pansy: Oh Drake, don't be silly. You aren't going anywhere, because You-Know-Who's here!
Ron: ::shrieks:: VOLDIE'S HERE?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Harry Hermione and Seamus: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Blaise: ::snickering:: Aren't Gryffindor's supposed to be brave?
Ron: Of course. We just know when to run away.
Seamus: He disgraces us Gryffies.
Hermione: Tell me about it.
Harry: You shouldn't be talking Hermione, you're the one going out with him.
Hermione: So?! That doesn't mean I can't think he's a bloody coward!
Seamus: Ok, ok. Enough idle chit chat! Lets go sit down and see everyone.
Harry: Um...exactly how many people did you invite?
Seamus: Only the best of the best, Harry.
Fred and George: ::appear next to Harry:: Also known as everyone at Hogwarts.
Harry: O.o does that include the professors.
Seamus: Umm...not all of them.
Harry: Please say Snape isn't here...
Seamus: Ok, Snape's not here.
Fred: Really? I thought that was him over there.
George: Yeah the goth reject sitting in the black armchair by the fire.
Seamus: No that's um....Marilyn Manson!
George: ::walks over and spins chair around, showing Snape:: No, I really think this is Snape.
Snape: Unhand me this instant you morons!
Harry: Gaaahhh why did you invite him?!
Snape: Because I'm special and loved.
Everyone: O.o
Seamus: ::claps hands together:: Ok people!!! Hi! You'd better know who I am or you're brain dead turtles. Anyway, everyone's here now that the Golden Trio Gryffies and the Not-So-Golden Slythies decided to shuffle their ways down here, so we'd better get started. This is going to be a karaoke party, and the rules are that people get to say who they want to sing and what song they want them to sing. And the victims have no say-so in if they sing or not. And if you don't know what karaoke is, then you are a sad, sad child.
Ron and Draco: What's karaoke?
Draco: ::glares at Ron:: Stop copying me Weasel Man.
Ron: ::glares back:: I said it first Ferret Freak!
Harry: Guys, guys! Stop it!
Hermione: For one thing, you both spoke at exactly the same time.
Ron: So? That's irrelevant!
Harry: Um...right. Whatever.
Seamus: AS I WAS SAYING! Those who don't know what karaoke is get to watch and find out. Now, who wants to go first?
::crickets chirping::
Seamus: ::taps foot:: Anyone?
::Crickets forming new boy band with their chirps::
Seamus: Ok, how about this. Who wants to public humiliate someone by making them sing a really stupid song?
::Crickets have been squished by unknown source::
Everyone: ::shouting at once::
Seamus: -.-;;;; wow we're all so nice here aren't we.
Dean: What do you expect? We're teenagers.
Blaise: Yeah, we're blood-thirsty.
Seamus: Good point.
Pansy: ::jumping up and down:: I got an idea!!!! I got an idea!!!!
Seamus: Ok fine. Spaztic blond Slythie girl. What's your idea?
Pansy: Yay!! Attention!!! Ok, here's my idea. Me, a girl from the Gryffindorks, and one from the Ravenlosers sing Lose My Breath!
Draco: How do you know that song?
Pansy: None of your business blondie.
Draco: Hey!!! You're blond too!!
Pansy: What's your point?
Draco: No calling me blondie!!!
Pansy: Too late.
Harry and Ron: ::snickering::
Harry: Oh don't worry BLONDIE, you'll still be a bitchy little prat to us.
Ron: Yeah, even if your blondieness does affect your evilness, we'll still hate you.
Draco: ::glaring with little devil horns and a tail appearing behind him with flames erupting around him::
Ron: Woah...that's only slightly disturbing there.
Seamus: Ok, enough bashing Draco. We don't want any unnecessary casualties of karaoke partying here. That's for later on. ::cackling:: Muhahahahahahahahahaha
Everyone: O.o....
Seamus: Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, Pansy. Who do you suggest be the other singers?
Pansy: Hoe-miny and Cho.
Hermione: Excuse me!
Cho: Ew. Why would I want to, like, sing with you?
Pansy: Because, I'm supplying the clothes.
Hermione and Cho: Ooo we get to dress up?!
Pansy: Damn straight.
Hermione: Awesome!!
Cho: Lead the way girlfriend!!
Pansy, Hermione, and Cho: ::rush out to change::
Ron: ::nudges Harry:: So is she your crush?
Harry: Who? Pansy?
Ron: No dumbass. Cho.
Harry: Nope. Ancient history Ron. Watch, it'll be in Binns' lecture tomorrow.
Blaise: ::saunters over:: What's this about Harry having a crush?
Ron: Well if you must know he has a secret crush and I'm trying to figure our who it is.
Blaise: Really now? That's interesting...Draco has one too, except I figured it out the other day. You'll NEVER guess who he likes!
Ron: Oooo who?! Please tell, I need good blackmail.
Blaise: What will you give me?
Ron: I'll be your loyal worshiper for one week.
Blaise: Hmmm...you drive a hard bargain Weasley.
Ron: I know.
Blaise: Deal! Ok. Draco likes...
Draco: ::tackles Blaise:: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE GOING TO TELL THE WEASEL!!!!!!
Harry: ::leaning against the wall snickering:: You know Draco, you should try out for an American football team. You'd make a great lineman. You'd have to gain about 200 pounds, but oh well. Those are the breaks.
Draco: Huh? What's football?
Blaise: ::shrugs while pushing Draco off of him:: Some Muggle sport. And I was going to tell him because he promised to be my loyal worshipper for one week.
Draco: SO?!?!?!?!? Do you have ANY IDEA what would happen to me if anyone else found out that I like You-Know-Who?! ANY?!
Harry: ::raises an eyebrow:: You like Voldemort?
Draco: NO! ARGH! Just go away Harry, you're annoying me.
Harry: ::salutes:: Yes sir, sir! ::marches away::
Ron: ::rolls eyes:: Blaise, we'll continue this conversation later.
Blaise: ::grins evilly:: Yes we will.
Draco: O.o I'm dead aren't I?
Blaise: Oh yeah.
Draco: I should have know that I can't trust you with a secret
Blaise: Oh yeah.
Draco: Why do you keep saying that?
Blaise: Because I can. Oh yeah.
Draco: You sound like that pitcher of Muggle Kool-Aid on that Muggle thingy, television commercials.
Blaise: That's the idea blondie.
Draco: -.-;;;;;;
Pansy: ::poking head through door:: BLONDIE!! STOP TALKING!!! ME AND THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO SING NOW!!!!
Blaise: Oh god, just kill me now. Pansy singing.
Seamus: Actually Pansy isn't singing that much, Cho and Hermione is singing the most, and they aren't that bad.
Ron: And just how do you know that?
Seamus: I have my ways...::mumbles about girls bathrooms::
Ron: ::looks at him suspiciously then shrugs:: Whatever.
Pansy: Yay!! We can sing!! We can sing!!!
Hermione and Cho: ::grumbling::
::Music starts::
Pansy, Hermione, and Cho: ::dressed in slutty black mini skirts, white halter tops, and knee high white boots:: Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
Hermione: Ooh
I put it right in front of me, easy for you to get to
Now you wanna act like ya don't know what to do
Actin' like I done everything that you ask me
Had you, had you, had you, had you
Move so fast baby now I can't find you
Ron: ::drooling:: Preeetttyyyyy
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: Please. They don't look that good. They look like Playboy bunny wannabes.
Blaise and Ron: And that is a bad thing?!
Blaise: Hey Blondie!! Can I steal Pansy from you?
Draco: ::shudders:: Hell yeah! You'd be helping me!!! I don't want that slut, besides. She's not my type.
Blaise: ::snickers:: That's right, You-Know-Who is the exact opposite of her, in everyway imaginable.
Ron: Every way? Hmm...
Draco: ::rolls eyes:: Stop thinking Weasel. You'll hurt yourself.
Ron: ::hasn't heard him because he's too busy thinking::
Hermione: Oooh
I'm startin' to believe that I'm way too much for you
All that talk but it seems like it can't come through
On and off, to satisfy me, now I see why the little you ride me
Gave you the wheel, but you can't drive me
Pansy, Hermione, and Cho: Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
Cho: Oooh
Do things that I like when I try to get my groove
It's a problem makes me only happy just get proof
Take me out so deep when you know you can't swim
Now I've drowned and I need protection
To put it on me deep in the right direction
Oooh
You understand the facts that I'm trynna give to you
Ya movin' so slow like you just don't have a clue
Didn't mama teach you to give affection?
You're the difference of a man and an adolescent
Don't need you boo, so get tha steppin'
Justin: ::wolf whistling:: Go Cho! Go!!
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: She's not that good
Draco: ::has somehow appeared next to him again (a/n: creepy how that happens eh? Tehe):: Jealous, Harry?
Harry: ::snorts:: Why would I be?
Draco: ::pretends to examine his nails:: Oh, no reason. I just heard it on the grapevine that you had a huge crush on her for how many years again? 2? 3?
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: As I said to Ron, ancient history. I've moved on from her, to much more...appetizing...prey. ::smirks and walks away::
Draco: O.o meep scariness there.
Pansy, Hermione, and Cho: Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
Pansy: If you get what we say ooo
Like you really that strong
Now you ask for some and you really want not nothin
If you get what we say ooo
Like you feelin' this groove
Hermione: You don't have no business and this is your purpose
Baby you are senseless, senseless, senseless, senseless, senseless, senseless, senseless
Pansy, Hermione, and Cho: Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my hah hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, lemme lose my breath
And you know, this lemme lose my breath
Keep it hot, lemme lose my breath hah hah
::Music ends::
Boys: ::wolf whistling::
Girls: ::cheering::
Ron: ::hugging Hermione:: You were awesome!!!
Hermione: ::blushing:: Thanks Ron.
Ron: So tell me. Do you get to keep the outfit?
Pansy: HELL NO!!!!
Hermione and Cho: ::grin evilly:: Never said we couldn't.
Pansy: I SAY NO AND I MEAN IT!!!
Hermione: And we say
Cho: We get to keep em.
Pansy: NNEEEVVVEEERRR!!!! ::chases them around::
Blaise: Woohoo!! Cat fight!! Cat fight!!!
Harry and Ron: ::snickering:: Go Hermione go!
Seamus: Well that was fun. Who's next?
Goyle: I have an idea
Ron: Oh my god!! Someone write down the date and time! Goyle actually has AN IDEA!!!!
Goyle: ::walks over and punches Ron in the face so he flies into a couch:: Can it Weasel Man.
Draco: Hey hey hey. That evil, annoying nickname is copy written to me! No stealing!
Goyle: Sorry Master.
Draco and everyone else: O.o
Draco: You're really weird...you know that right?
Goyle: Duh. Anyway, here's my idea.
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A/n: Well, this isn't the funniest thing I've ever written cus I wasn't very hyper while writing it, but it's not horrible, right? Right? Ok, details on my karaoke fics. With these fics I DEMAND reviews and song/character requests. All requests are read (along with reviews of course) and most requests are taken. And at the moment all requests will probably be used, so send em in! Ddc out, and I promise to up the comedy asap.