Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or the references from Solitary, Mad Mad House, and the movie, Saw.
Would you like to play a game?
Hello victims, welcome to the Saw Game, the sickest reality show in reality TV.
On this show, we test the contestants in any way we think is suitable. These tests are designed to push them to their human limits. Oh yes, there will be blood. How much blood are you willing to shed for one million dollars?
We will torture the victims slowly. And worse, they can't leave the game.
But you, the disturbed audience will decide who will win. Think carefully and remember, follow your heart.
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Jigsaw Killer (host):
? (unknown)
Trial:
? (unknown)
Contestants:
Raimundo Pedrosa
Kimiko Tohomiko
Omi
Clay Bailey
Jack Spicer
Chase Young
Katnappe
Vlad
Tubbimura
Trinity (a.k.a. the idiotic Mary Sue contestant)
Elimination: On this show, there are however no eliminations.
Reasons for no eliminations:
It is obvious Chase, Rai, and Jack will be the last ones standing.
Fans will get offended.
There are a lot more Rai and Jack fans.
Trials: However, you will decide who will win the trials. Whoever has won the most trials at the end of this game, will win one million dollars. If this story goes on, there are going to be A LOT of trials. The score will not be revealed until the end.
When you decide, you must review and give a reason.
Why give reasons:
People will vote for that character because they favor them more.
Idiot one-minded fangirls/boys.
When you vote, think it through on who would actually win. I don't want an answer like this:
OMG OMG OMG! Rai should win cause he ish teh HAWT1! Plus, all teh otha charas sux so ther!111!
If there is a tie in votes, I will decide myself choosing the most logical answer as the winner.
I have taken my favorite character out of the game so no one thinks I favor a character more than another.
Let the game begin.
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The contestants woke up in an old public bathroom. All of them were shackled by one of their feet.
"Where are we?" Rai woke up, rubbing his head. Beside him were Clay, Omi, and Kimiko. On the other side, were the Heylins.
"What are they doing here!" screamed Omi.
"I'd ask you the same thing, baldie," said Jack, struggling to get the shackle off. He slipped, hitting his head on a sink.
Chase Young sat calmly as Jack struggled with the shackles.
A small TV set clicked on at the corner of the room. A grim white face appeared. It was similar to the one on Saw. Its head turned slowly.
"Would you like to play a game?"
"No, can I go now!" whined Jack.
"Hello contestants, welcome to the Saw Game. You will be competing against each other and yourself for one million dollars. There are no eliminations. However, that means you can't leave. How much blood are you willing to shed for one million dollars? We are soon to test that. But for now, we're giving you time to get to know each other.
The imaged flashed off.
"So we're on a reality show!" asked Kimiko.
"Afraid so," said Clay.
"One million dollars?" Katnappe thought closely to herself. She figured with her skills, it would be easy to outwit a couple of morons. But what about Kimiko, her female enemy? It shouldn't be that hard.
"This is stupid," mumbled Chase. Even though Jack was panicking beside him in a fetal position, he stood very calm.
Tubbimura was mumbling some typical accented English. Probably complaining about being hungry or similar to that.
"In my country, we did not have this reality show," said Vlad.
Rai was already bored to death. He looked around the room. Immediately, he thought he was in heaven. A beautiful girl lay next to him, unawake. She had long fair blonde hair. Her outfit was unbelievably revealing. She fluttered her eyes open.
Everyone seemed to take notice of this because she was so beautiful. Her eyes were big and strangely purple. She was about as old as Kimiko, but she looked a lot more mature. The boys started sweating a lot.
"lks where am i" she asked.
Rai was first to make his move. "You're on reality TV. By the way, I'm Rai."
She flicked her blond hair, which was starting to annoy Kimiko and Katnappe. "hiya1! i am lks new on this sho an meh name ish Trinity Unity Hilary Natalie Destiny Mystery Gracie Mallory Tammy Daisy Posey Patty Melody Harmony Serenity Molly Kelly Mindy Cindy Amy Jamie Brittany Tiffany Hailey Mary Bonnie Abby Carly Darcy Elli Dramaqueen. but u can call meh Trinity"
"So, can you tell us more about yourself?" asked Rai.
"lks, i am handicapped an stuff…my left toe got cut of wen a helicopter landed on meh foot when i was 5"
"You're wearing sandals," said Kimiko. "We can clearly see your left toe is there."
The Mary Sue paused for a moment. "in that case, i lk am paralyzed by the waist down"
"You are standing," said Kimiko.
The girl got aggravated a little. "hey lks i have a reson to b stupid" She pointed to her hair.
"Oh, so you're a racist," said Kimiko.
"Hi, I'm Jack," he immediately went for her before Raimundo could open his mouth. "I'm an evil genius."
"Uh-huh, yeah sure," said Katnappe.
"o did i mention i am a famous french teen singer every1 ware i live lufs meh" she said.
"Why don't you have an accent?" asked Kimiko.
"cause i am lks so perfect an stuff" she flicked her wild blond hair.
"Okay, you can shut up now," said Katnappe.
"don b jelous cause i am way bttr dan u" She waved her away. "nobodi in france lufs u lks they do mi i sware french ppl r so stupid theyll fall 4 anything"
"Not all of them," said Kimiko.
"yes the french r lks so retated" she said giggling.
"Yeah, I agree," said Rai.
"i also have teh pwr of life an deth"
"Prove it," said Kimiko.
"i dont wanna cause it mite kill sum1 i have 2 keep it unda control i also have teh power of telekinesis, wiccan magic voodoo magic an mime magic"
"Okay, if the others are dangerous, try to imagine a box around me with mime powers," said Kimiko.
"i am lks paralyzed from teh waist down so sry i cant do that," she said.
"Okay, I thought she made it clear that you're standing," said Katnappe.
"Well, I guess she can stand, too," said Jack. "Right?"
"In my country, women did not wear the skimpy clothing," said Vlad.
"an wat is so wrong with meh skimpy clothing" she asked.
"You look like a prostitute," said Kimiko.
"I find the skimpy clothes highly amusing," said Omi.
"Back in Texas, we knew how to treat a woman," said Clay.
"Byack in Taxas, way knew how toe trate a womane," said Rai, copying him.
"lol ur funny111111111" said Trinity.
"I am losing my concentration," said Chase, meditating. "What is that constant grumbling noise?"
Tubbimura was sitting next to him.
Rai, Katnappe, Kimiko, Jack, Vlad, and Trinity were still arguing. Chase said something surprising just then.
"Hey."
Everyone stopped and turned their attention to him.
"How about we all just calm down, and have a nice tall glass of STFU!
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After show comments:
Rai: I was bucking heads with Jack. Well, I was winning, though.
Jack: Rai didn't stand a chance against me. Jack Spicer, evil boy genius and next world ruler!
Kimiko: I want to rip that plastic beep's head off. Everyone should clearly see she's faking it. It's all a repeat from when we met Dyris.
Omi: I do not get the concept of this reality show.
Clay: Rai and Jack were like two hostile roosters fighting over a hen. I was trying not to get involved.
Tubbimura: I was starving during the show.
Katnappe: Me and Kimiko were against the super girl. We sort of created an alliance where we were planning to take down Trinity. And the plan is coming into action.
Vlad: In Russia, we did not have reality of TV or even TV. America is strange.
Chase Young: I sort of lost my mind on that show. Imagine being surrounded by nine idiots arguing at each other. I just snapped when I felt it was right.
Trinity: (pretends to cry) i dont kno y every1 is lks so mad at mi i am who i am an i dont kno y they hate meh if they dont lks meh then thats fine i am not fake i really am teh dragon of life an deth an if they r jelous then they are just a bunch of ltl biatches i think kimiko and katnape r just jelous of meh and thats y they hate meh I didnt do anything rong an they act lk i am their enemi i am not on the show for the moni i am there to show the people of france that they have sum1 they can b proud of i am entirely not fake how can they even think that (at this point, Trial has shut off the camera because she is talking too much).
Jigsaw Killer: And that's the first episode. The first challenge will be on the next chapter!