'2K11' (A Sasuke/Sakura story)
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A/N: Please don't take me seriously. It embarrasses me to know that I actually wrote this. I don't even care if you Rate and Review it.
Sakura was n da prk wit her bf Sasuke n she sed "bbz dya lyk my tits?"
He sed "NO.."
Sakura cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
Sasuke waz cryin and went to pic up her body.
She ded.
He wisperd 2 her corpse "ur tits r Stunnah 2K11 Bbz" and den he blu up and dide 2! :'(
A/N: Like I said, I'm embarrassed, but it was more fun to write then I thought. This took me 30 seconds, in total, to think of and write so I knew it was going to be absolutely horrible. Until next time (with a hopefully more serious story) this is Bleachigo93 urging you to keep up with his latest works.