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BELLA GETTTING PREGNANT PARODY
MEGAFIED
Disclaimah! – Though shout not claim Twilight unless your name is Stephanie Meyer and you live In AZ If you do you shalt be punished
Hi I'm Bella and I like found out I was like pregnant so like Edward is sad and confused and hates himself again so he like went to like kill himself again and we like saved him again so like we fought over me being human and like so yeah and I don't know like how imp pregnant but it might like be Jacob black so like I'm like going over to his house like without Edward knowing. So like I went over and he kissed me so I like left but I like know it's not his baby so like there's something wrong and like Edward and Jacob are like fighting. Like. And like Edward like got mad at me for like going over there cause I could like die or like something. Like.
It's been like 9 months so like I'm having my baby and it like comes out and it's like hello I'm the Christ Child and I'm like whoa so like it tells me about heaven and so like it tells me the meaning of life and like I don't listen cause I like wanna be like a vampire so like Jasper like bites him and like he turns into a vampire and like takes over the world with his like powers and like he's indestructible and so like Edward like turned me into like a vampire. So like I'm a vampire and I like defeat the Christ-vampy and I'm like the savior of like the world so like everyone loves me but like the voltury come and like kill everyone so like nooone like knows about like vampire stuff so like I'm not cool any more but I'm like a vampire so like yeah! LIKE WOW.
LIKE THE END LIKE
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