disclaimer-all characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling

Harry was sitting by his favorite tree by the lake one day, when suddenly a giant meteor came straight at him. "OH NO!" He heard Hermione scream from just a few yards away. "We must get out of here"

"No, we can not get of here. We have to save the children"

"Who cares about the durn children, we're more important. Us and that fat chicken of yours"

"How could you be so cruel. Ron's not a chicken"

"He is too, and you know it"

"He is not"

"He is too"

They ended up fighting so much that the meteor came and killed them. The End.

Ron was a very stupid boy. Perhaps if he hadn't have eaten that last cupcake and gained that last fifteen pounds, he might have survived the terrible fate that became of him.

Flashback

"Why on earth have you been eating so much Ron?" Hermione asked him.

"I don't know, I've just been so hungry." He said with his mouth full of cupcake.

"Well you need to stop"

"Hey guys do you want to go for a swim?" Harry called from the lake.

"Sure"

So Hermione and Ron went over and jumped in the lake with him, and not to long after Ron got a gigantic cramp and died tragically. He will always be remembered as one of the biggest idiots alive. Too bad really. The End.

Draco...such a funny name really, but I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to tell you of how he died. "Draco, could you help me?" Pansy Parkinson asked, as she struggled to open her pen.

"I don't see why you have to be so stupid. Honestly just put it between your teeth and pull"

"Oh you're so smart"

"I know, adore me." Draco told her, and stood up so she could adore him better.

But poor Draco didn't look, and out of nowhere Crabbe came running out and crushed him to death. The End.

"Fred come here." George called from the back of their shop in Diagon Alley.

"What?" He heard Fred call.

"Just come here"

"What is it now?" Fred asked as he entered.

"I think I've invented something that will put us over the top"

"Like what"

"These." He said and held up two pieces of something that looked like something from Honeydukes.

"Candy"

"Not just any candy. These will turn you invisible for one hour without leaving any nasty effects"

"Okay let's try them"

So they both tried one and unfortunately died not even ten seconds later. The End.

Snape was a very stupid man. Couldn't even dress in proper muggle clothes so he goes walking down the street one day, and gets hit by a double decker bus because he looks like, well how can I put this gently, like a horses behind. I didn't feel like giving him a good ending, so deal with what you got. The End?

And finally Lupin and Tonks finally decided to get married but on the eve of their wedding day they both fell into a lake of hot boiling lava! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!

Okay just joshin ya'll everyone in here ended up living happily ever after. HAHA, not really.

THE END!