Sollux is a computer nut. He lives in a cozy bee hive. Eridan lives on a ship in the middle of the ocean. Sollux HATES Eridan. One day, Sollux noticed a potato shaped button he had never seen before. He pressed it. Suddenly there was a sucking motion and all the air was sucked into the computer. Sollux was sucked in to.
Eridan was on a raid. He decided to raid Sollux's house. He noticed Sollux's computer, blasted it with his wand and giggled evilly.
Suddenly, sympathy flooded eridan's mind. Sollux was trapped inside of that computer. Eridan sobbed. Even though he hated Sollux, this, torturing him was unbearable. He fell to the floor and cried and sobbed. Eventually Aradia came in to see Eridan crying. His face was stained in red from the tears going down his face. The tears lines were clear.
"ara you'vve gotta help me sol is trapped in that computer i can't get him out ara you havve to help me ?"
"What c0mputer, that's a pile of ashes."
"sollux roasted it with his lasers," said Eridan unable to admit the truth to Aradia.
"Well then in that case—"
Before she could finish eridan killed her with his wand and finally suffocated himself with his scarf.
In heaven they met.
"Oh sol, i'm so happy for you, you're alive!"
"ED, none of us are alive, where all dead"
Suddenly, a car drave their way but since sollux was blind, he didn't know it was coming.
"SOL"
Eridan dived for sollux and pushed him out of the way just in time.
"thanks ed, so wanna—"
"Sure"
Hey, hey hey, hey hey hey, hey, hey, Hey guess wha happened next.