First Story!

My own TV show (sorry DarkwATER i needed an idea, so this is a good start!:)

Anyways this might be confusing but i call myself ron, but in anyharry potter stories im lumos and that is

what ill proabally be calling myself.....anyways

Mystical Man:...And here is your host Lumos!

Crowd: Woot! *Lumos walks onto the stage*

Lumos:Hello i'd like to introduce to you my good friends, starting with(of course) Ron Weasley

*Ron walks onto stage and hits head*

Ron:Bloody hell!

Crowd:*Cricket Cherps*

Girl in crowd: Lumos.. Where is Buckey?!?

Lumos: Oh....Buckey....*Lumos flashes back to earlier this morning where she sees herself ripping

Buckey and putting him through the shredder* Um, well Buckey had a little accident this morning...

*DarkWater rushes on stage*

Darkwater: YOU KILLED BUCKEY?!?!?!

Lumos:No, whatever gave you that idea?

Ron:Why dont you look up...

*Lumos looks up and sees footedge of her destroying buckey*

Lumos:*mumers under breath* Damn it!

Crowd: AHHHH! breaks out in massacre....

Ron: ALOHOMORA! oh wait that unlocks the doors!

Lumos: Ron! Why can't you do something right for a change!.......... Slowly i turn

step by step, inch by inch!

Ron: um....*massacre is all gone*

Lumos: well, what do we do now?*Lavender Brown walks in*

Lavender: Hey what are you doing in the potions classroom?

Lumos: What?

Ron:um....

Lumos:uh oh, spagetti-o's!*Prof. Snape walks in* Oh god!

P. Snape: Lumos! Ron! Lavender! Detetion and 3000 points form gryffindor!

Now, LEAVE! *exits slowly*

Lumos: Detetion, tonight! Of all nights!

*Harry walks right into Lumos knocking her down* *accidentlly pushed her down the stairs*

Lumos:AHHHHHHH!*thud* OW! *Lumos knocks right into Hermione, Lavender walk away*

Hermione:: What happened to the show? Tell me did Ron screw it up again?

Lumos: Of course he did! But we accidentlly held it in the potions classroom...

Hermione: Detention, right?

Harry: Detetion, tonight!

Ron: Yea, terrible.

Well whats going on tonight, hey you will have to wait!!!