"Last season of Total Drama Heather won a million bucks by kneeing Alejandro,only to have it sink into a volcano thanks to a ferile Zeke. Gwen stole Courtney's boyfriend by kissing him in a confessional. Lindsay remembered Tyler's name. Owen and Izzy suffered a break up. Bridget kissed a pole. And Alejandro fooled everyone for what twenty episodes?"Chris looked at Chef who shrugged." We also ran into a little problem with the volcano blowing up so to apologize for that our producers paid a trip for all the contestants on a cruise around the world! But there's one catch the cameras are still rolling and they will be forced to be put through weird challenges or get kicked out. And what they don't know is that the produces,Chef,and I are all planing to get them paired up by the end of trip. Why? Becuase this is TOTAL DRAMA LOVE BOAT!"

*intro plays and flashes to the dock where everyone is*

" Wow a we're really going on a cruise ship eh," said Ezekiel as he was wearing his usual get up but with sunglasses

"Yeah but why are there so many couples around?" Gwen asked while holding on to her boyfriend,Duncan. Courtney shot glares at her and Gwen stuck out her tongue until she saw Trent who was staring at her sadly and painfully.

"Oh my gosh what if it's a couples ship!" Sadie squealed with her best friend"

Chris then came up to the teens wearing sunglasses,his blue shirt and shorts,and a straw hat."That half of the brain is right! You are all welcomed to join us on this cruise ship for more challenges,relaxation,and another chance to be on tv!"

"Umm senor do you mind telling us why we are not on a regular ship?"Alejandro asked. His was out of the Drama machine but he still had some burns and scars.

"Uh duh he is obviously working up some scheme and WHERE IS MY FREAKIN' MILLION!" Heather shaked her fists angrily.

Chris scratched his head."Umm noooo... whatever just bring up your bags."

"Isn't the staff supposed to do it?"Beth pointed out.

"yeahhhh...not."Chris then left the teens to carry their tons of luggage.

*With Cody and Sierra*

"I'll carry your bags Cody!" Sierra gleefully picked it up without hesitation.

"umm thanks Sierra,but I got it"

"No I got it"

"No it's fine."

"Cody just let me take the bag,"Seirra demanded then she ran into the ship

"You know you'll never get it back right?"the sarcastic braniac said.

"I know...HEY DUCK!"

"Wha-" It was too late Noah was on the floor with a green suitcase on top of him.

"Sorry Noah. I just wanted to see a suitcase fly!" Izzy then lifted her suitcase off of him.

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU PHSYCOPATH!" Noah then angrily picked up his bags of books and clothes and went into the ship as Cody followed.

"Oh well" Izzy threw another suitcase.

"OW!"

"Sorry Owen!"

" Oh it's okay Izzy you know it's kinda cute when you put people in pain."

*Owen confessional*

"It's been kinda lonely without Izzy. I guess i maybe...kinda...miss...her."

*end*

*with Heather and Alejandro*

"UGH! Stupid Chris making me bring my own bags," she tried pull some of her twelve bags but failed miserably. Alejandro who had his bags all in one hand looked at Heather intently.

"Heather it seems that you are having a little trouble there. Do you mind if I help?"

"Look if your trying to get on my good side and get me to fall for your guilt trip it's not gonna work. So forget about it."

"Oh Heather do you really expect me to hold grudges? Let's just forget about what happened and put it behind us. Agreed?" Heather carefully shook his hand and then Alejandro picked up a bag."Then it's settled." He turned his back and Heather even cracked a small smile then catching herself she put her face back into a pout. As Alejandro was walking up the stairs he smiled deviously and fell."Whoops!" he said as he threw the bag hard and it fell into the water. All the former contestants laughed as the bag fell but then there was silence as it opened up revealing Heather's panties and bras.

"ALEJANDRO YOU ASSHOLE!" Alejandro stared at the bag wide-eyed but then shook his head and went inside the ship.

*confessionals*

Harold:Who knew Heather wore flower panties.

Lindsay: Heather's bras are pink like mine!

Leshawna:(laughing) Ooohh finally that girl got she she deserved!

Alejandro: I wonder what those clothes look like on her...

To be continued unless you don't want me to. Please review I want to know what people think! If you don't I don't know if I'll continue