Poor, Old, 4 Privet Drive
By Jessicaz
A/N: This is in response to
Padfoot_K's challenge. Here are the requirements:
1. Trelawney must hula dance
2. Takes place at the Durleys
3. Draco is a d.j.
4. Someone has to say, "To infinity and beyond!"
5. No one can be drunk
6. Has to be PG 13 or under
7. Dudley must say he's in love with the Olsen twins.
8. There must be some mention of Mrs. Figg
9. Someone has too say, "I wish I were a hippogriff!"
10. What ever is telling the story can not be living. It has to be
an object.
Well,
that's basically all I have to say, so let's get to the story!!!
Oh,
yes. Things in the present are written like this, things in the past are written like this, things on the radio are written
like this, and, things that a
character writes are written like this.
***
Well! It has happened! That Potter boy has
ruined me! What will my friends say? Oh, the shame! I bet you're wondering what
happened. Here's how it goes:
Dear Daily Prophet,
I would like you to run an ad that says:
There is a party being held at 4 Privet Drive for
all students and teachers of Hogwarts. NO Slytherins allowed.
I have enclosed ten galleons. I think that that will
cover the cost.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Harry
closed the envelope and sent Hedwig away.
Later…
"To Infinity and Beyond!!!!!" Hermione
shrieked.
"What are you talking about," asked a
curious Ron.
"Oh, it's just a phrase from a movie I was
watching."
"Yay! Party! Are the Olsen twins here???" a
mad Dudley came flying down the stairs.
Everyone, except Harry, turned to look at
him. "He has had a very strange obsession this summer," Harry said coolly.
There was a knock at the door. Professor
Trelawny came in, hula dancing, followed by Harry's old 'friend' Mrs. Figgs.
"Harry, dear, I found this," Mrs. Figgs
paused, and pointed to Trelawny, "Woman at my door. She was looking for you."
"Thanks. I'll take it from here."
Professor Trelawny then hula danced out of
here, and everyone, even Dumbledore, breathed a sigh of relief.
The headmaster said, "I will never
understand her. Also, for anyone who cares, I wish I were a hippogriff." With
that, he left.
A Hufflepuff girl that Harry didn't know
said, "Can we listen to some music???"
Harry replied, "Yes," as he turned the radio
on.
And
now back to your DJ!
A
cold drawl said, And there is a
wizarding party at Harry Potter's house. Slytherins weren't invited! Yes, dad!
Oh are we back on the air???
Everyone laughed so hard that they spilled
food everywhere.
And that is how I
became so…er…I can't even think about it! Go away! Now! I can't bear it any
longer…
***
A/N: I know, it
was a little confusing, with the past, present thing. Oh, well. I hope you
enjoyed it, because I sure did. J
Disclaimer: Anything
you recognize from the Harry Potter books is J.K. Rowling's. I own the plot.