-WARNING!!!!- Contains: SLASH of the Remus Sirius varity, rated T for later chapters, rating may go up. Hope you like it and please review
(I don't own Harry potter but…you know the drill…)
Chapter 1- Tight jeans, failed attempts to find James, and homework
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In the world of marauders there are some all around rules, but then there are the unspoken rules….the ones I keep breaking….like that one, were your not supposed to like other guys…namely another marauders, But I Sirius Black never was quiet able to stick to the rules…
I can't bloody well help it if I am a male teen with stupid raging hormones… it is also not my falt that I like him. He's so…NOT LIKE ME! He does well in all of our classes, he was so shy, and just not…me. He's just so.
Bloody hell!
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So…
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…damn has he got a hott arse….GOD DAMN IT! I am NOT I repeat NOT supposed to look at Remus like that.
But I do…
"Sirius?" ohm shit…what do I do…AH snap out of it Sirius! You're acting like a member of his bloody fan club. And yes Remus did in fact have a fan club. The R.S.A., Remus' Stalkers Anonymous.
"Yea Rem." I try not to look at his eyes…well at least I tried! I feel my heart skip a beat as he looks at me. 'Damn hormones.'
"I just wanted to know if you wanted any more drool to land on you parchment." 'So that's what that was!' Sirius looked down at his 'notes' and saw a small puddle forming over what was supposed to be a time line of Giant wars in the 12th century.
"Shit." Sirius muttered under his breath. 'Bins just has to be so boring. Maybe if he wasn't so dull my mind would not be wandering to jus how nice Rumuss' arse looks in…I WILL KILL YOU HORMONES!' with this Sirius began to lightly bash his head on his desk, and anyone within a 6 inch radius would hear quite "stupid hormones, stupid Sirius, stupid tight pants"…ect.
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So I survived that class and dinner. THANK THE GODS! I don't think I could have taken that much more. So now I have to talk to James…yes James will know what to do! but I won't tell him it's Remus. NO ONE SHALL KNOW, yet… But first homework so I can have a nice weekend…without pondering my sexuality…
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HA FIVE MINUTES AND NO THINKING ABOUT HIM….damn it, I just had to think that….stupid brain…
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After 'not' think about Remus for some time Sirius retreated to the Common room. Still no James to be seen.
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Sirius was sitting in his favorite red arm chair in the common room, trying to read the last stupid page bins had assigned them. He had his head on one arm and his legs dangling over the other edge. Simple enjoying NOT thinking about our favorite wolffy, when all of the sudden said wolf boy sat right in front of Sirius throwing his massive pile of books onto Sirius chest. 'OHH SHIT!'
"Why hello there paders!" Remus gave Sirius a lopsided grin as always and sat cross legged in the chair across form Sirius. "What are you doing that for?" said Remus pointing to the book in Sirius's' hands. It was a known fact that Sirius did poorly in his classes but exceeded in his OWLS and hopefully in this years NEWTS. So it was an odd sight for Sirius to be seen within a miles of a text book this far away from testing.
"Well I was getting my homework done early until you decided to make it exceedingly hard to breath."
"Oh sorry…" A blush colored Remus's face as he got his books off of Sirius. "Are you ok? There were no other chairs and you looked boarded so." said Remus with a shrug.
"um…so, what's up with James I haven't seen him all night." James had becoming harder and harder to find seeing as Dumbledore must have had a bit too many when he decided James Potter was to be Head Boy. Because it is so obvious that a member of the group with the most detentions ever in the history f Hogwarts was going to be Head Boy.
…well Remus would have been chosen if not for his furry little problem. "probable off trying to sneak a look at Lilly (who was Head Girl and Prongsies 'dream girl') in the shower again." Remus said scrunching his nose in a very cute fashion.
He's so cute when he does that. "How many times must we tell him to stop that? It is no way to treat the one you have been drooling over for 2 years." I let out a small sigh "I just need to talk to him."
Remus frowned slightly, "well you now you can always talk to me." 'shit…yes Remus I would talk to you about me questioning my sexuality…oh and by the way I've only been staring at you in class how many times in the last two weeks?'
"I would but this is kind of…really hard to talk about. You know how close me and James are." I said a little shakily. Moony just looked at me and smiled a little. That stupid lopsided smile that more recently has been making something in my stomach do back flips (I still think it was something I ate but who knows). Oh gods there it goes… oh no…no, nononononono! I will not blush I can feel it creeping up my neck…GODS HELP ME!!!
"I know…sometime you two are like twins." he looked back at the fire. We haven't been talking a lot lately, manly due to the fact that NOT think of him usually calls for him not being around for me to stare at…not that I stare because I most certainly do not. He's my best friends (considering James is my brother and peter can be more of a tag along than most.) and I most certainly do not stare at him…do I.
He looks so Sirius…OH PUN!…I love puns. Don't you? There so punish, ok really sidetracked there. Any who. Back to the world of reality.
After a short silence I looked out of a near by window to see the moon was about 3 days from becoming full. "Three days wouldn't you say so moony." I said after sinking (if possible) even further into the soft squish chair.
"yea." he said looking out the window. His head shot back towards me; his hair (which was quite long, about to the base of his neck) hit my face. Damn I didn't know we were that close…oh my…BAD THOUGHTS BAD BAD BAD SIRIUS. NO PDA (public display of affection) THOUGHTS. Bad doggy BAD! (dear gods I just called myself doggy…THE horror!!!!) "Wait how did you know that? You never paid attention to Mr. Jessup in astronomy?!?"
"I do so pay attention, it's just that no one seems to notice when I do." I said smirking at him.
"You're such a bad liar." Remus said. He had always been able to tell if Sirius was bsing him. "hey I'm gona' head upstairs to find my chess set if you want to play a match."
"Sure, even though I will lose"
"yeah it's not your fault I rule at chess though" he winked at me before walking away.
Does he WANT me to grab him and start making out with him in the middle of the common room!!!
'I will not look at his arse while he walks away from me. I will not look at his arse at all. I will no…he's wearing the tight jeans again…he just wants me to stare doesn't he…'
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