Long Ass Author's Note:

Okay, when I first wrote this fic, I have no idea what was on my mind. Delusional, crazy, and maybe even a little reckless. I had no idea where this was going or what the possible outcome would be, I just knew that it would make an awesome fanfic and that it sounded adorable.

Now, I'm NOT so sure.

So, erase this whole thing and let me start all over again. Instead of having another huge, long, god-help-me fanfic to write other than the ones that I have right now and the ones on hiatus, I decided to make this one a one-shot. So, if you've read the first chapter already, great. Unfortunately, I took it down. If you didn't, skip this whole load of crap that I call an author's note and go straight to the story on the next chapter. It's a one-shot now.

Now back to you guys who have read. I'm still going for the entire kitty "meow-meow" thing (the characters will be cats) but things will be a little different. For one, Bella will not be a vampire cat – she won't even be a cat. For when the Cullens are unfortunately turned into kittens, I will have a description of everyone at the start of the chapter. The one-shot will be kinda long, I promise you this. Oh, and I'm hoping that the writing quality is better too. Read the new summary, peeps! Basically, the whole point of the author's note is to tell you about the story. And to take up space so I don't have to post here. If I posted here, the people who reviewed before wouldn't be able to review for the actually REAL one-shot.

At the time of the posting of this author's note, the story has not been written yet. But I promise you that I am writing it RIGHT NOW and that it will be up pretty soon. If it's already posted, well then you're in luck. The AN's probably been posted for a good while then. Go read the chapter. AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET TO LEAVE A REVIEW!

So…right now…

COMING SOON!

A new Twilight fanfic, "Kitty Love", specially renamed "Clockwise and Counterclockwise."

Come by to read, review, and share your thoughts on this fascinating new fanfic written by the ever-busy but excited author Crazy Twilight Lover. Said author would like you all to swing by and give this unusual fanfic a chance!

Title: Clockwise and Counterclockwise

Author: Crazy Twilight Lover

Rated: T

All who read must leave behind a review!

There. Done with the advertisement. And well, reviewing isn't mandatory, but it would be deeply appreciated if you did. I'm working hard on this one-shot, and it will probably be finished and posted within the next…three months. No promises though.

Thanks for reading this! I know it's boring and an inconvenience, but I needed to tell you guys. I love you guys!

-Stephanie