Disclaimer: This was not made By me it was my friend Micky Melton

On The Rain Slick Lawn Of Death

It was late in the evening as I got out of the shower when the ninja's attacked.

They charged at me wielding there katana's and throwing star's at ready to slice me up

finer then a loaf of bread from paris france.

I reached for a cardboard tube that was sitting next to the toliet and stood

my ground fending off the ninja's for my dear life.

After hour's of fighting the ninja's used smoke bomb's to retreat.

I followed them to the front yard, the lawn was slick from the rain that was falling from the sky like the tear's of a little

kid who dropped his ice cream and then was punched in the gut for no apperant reason what so ever to my current knowledge.

I held my cardboard tube high and charged at the ninja's while my bath towel flowed in the wind, the ninja's grabbed there katana's

only to relise that they were already wounded and on the coarse of death.

They threw more smoke bomb's only to run a few metter's

before I finished them off with one fair smack in the head.

And with this victory I claim my thrown as king of the cardboard tube warrior's.

Fin

And rember licking door knob's is illegal on other planets

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