Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight cause I'm just too amazing.
Take 23:
Renée: Goodbye Bella.
Bella: Bye mommy! I love you!
Renée: Say hi to Charlie for me.
Bella: I will.
Renée: And tell him I hope he falls off a cliff into a boiling pot of water with mutated sharks that eat him alive.
Bella: SOUNDS GOOD TO MEEE!
Take 72:
*Bella gets her truck*
Bella: *looks at it*
Charlie: What's wrong with it?
Bella: *continues to look at it*
Charlie: Bella?
Bella: *screams* IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! SCREW YOU CHARLIE, I LOVE THIS TRUCK MORE THEN YOU….Well….my shoes are pretty cool as well…..
Take 10:
*Bella's first day at school*
Erik: You must be Isabella Swan.
Bella: Who the fuck is that? *voices lowers* My name is Bill.
Erik: *runs away*
Take 83:
*Bella is going shopping with Jessica and Angela*
Jessica: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Bella: *stares wide eyed* I'm going to go kill myself now….
Take 736024349:
*Bella's walking with Jacob, trying to figure out what Edward is*
Jacob: The pale ones are vampires.
Bella: I like puppies….
Jacob: In the next book I'm going to turn into a werewolf.
Bella: *GASPS* DOES THIS MEAN YOU KNOW SPONGEBOB!?
Take 8:
*Bella walks into Biology for the first time*
Bella: I'm a new student and my blood smells amazing. *stops* HOLY SHIT! A FAN! Let me stand in front of is so vampires can smell me….. *stands in front of the fan*
Fan: *slaps Bella* YOU FUCKING STANK! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOAP!?!?!?!?!?!
Take 79:
*Bella and Edward's in Biolgy watching a movie*
Bella: *sticks a finger in mouth, trying to be sexy* You should come over tonight….
Edward: *grins*
Bella: ….and clean my bathroom.
Take 96:
Erik: I like Bella.
Mike: No, I like Bella.
Tyler: WAIT ONE MOMENT THERE, I like Bella.
Jessica: I wanna fuck Bella….
Erik, Mike, and Tyler: *backs away slowly*
Take 85:
Mike: Wanna go out?
Bella: I'm busy.
Mike: I didn't tell you when, though…. *sad*
Bella: Like I said, I'm busy.
Mike: Doing what?
Bella: Humping trees.
Take 47:
Bella: Hi Jasper.
Jasper: Hello Bella. *looks at Alice* Can I eat her now?
Alice: *shrugs* I'll turn the other way…..
Take 920:
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: No…
Edward: SAY IT.
Bella: FINE, YOU'RE A PRETTY MERMAID!!!!
Edward: *mutters* Fuck….how did she guess?
Take 21:
*in Edward's room*
Bella: No bed?
Edward: Nope.
Bella: Why not?
Edward: Cause I like it standing up….
Take 392:
Alice: HI BELLA! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU!
Bella: The feeling isn't mutual….
Alice: Let's go shopping!
Bella: Hell no.
Alice: *sighs* I'll buy you a…..
Bella: A RUBBER DUCKY!?!?! *grins*
Take 39:
*Edward saves Bella from the car, and they are on the ground together*
Bella: You saved me….
Edward: *glares* There I go again….saving pathetic girls I wanna get it on with…..
Bella: Excuse me?
Edward: *looks around* I said nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take 3:
*James has Bella*
James: I vant to drink your blood…..
Bella: *looks down* Shit….not again.
Take 82:
*Cullen's are playing baseball when James shows up*
James: You brought a snack….
Jasper: *pushes James* If anyone gets to eat her, it'll be me!
James: *pushes back* Look here, emo kid! I am going to eat her!
Jasper: *slaps* OH NO YOU AIN'T
Alice: *paints Victoria's nail* Our husbands are so stupid….
Victoria: *jumps on Alice and makes out with her*
Take 809:
*Bella firsts sees Edward*
Jessica: And he was like, "I would never date you!" I mean, can you believe it!?!
Bella: *nods* Oh yes…. *goes back to play DS under the table*
Edward: *walks past, sexily*
Bella: OH EEM GEE! WHO IS THAT!!!???? HE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
Jessica: *rolls eyes* That's Edward Cullen. You have no chance with him.
Bella: I wasn't talk about him! I was talking about him! *points to the principal*