Disclaimer: Okay, don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or "Who Put the Bomp".

Claimer: Story's mine and I did this because the song got stuck in my head. If you're wondering, it's the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes cover of it.

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Seto watched as Jou moved to his seat and pulled out an old rickety CD player. The blond plopped a CD in and pressed play, nodding his head in time to the music. Apparently, the drum beats were pretty vigorous.

They had detention for fighting…Again …

Jou suddenly got up and took the headphones off, pausing the song and asking the teacher if he could go to his locker. The teacher escorted him and Seto was left alone with the CD player.

Curiosity got the better of the poor CEO and he put the headphones on, pressing play.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong? Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop? Who put the dip in the dip-da-dip-da-dip? Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand, he made my baby fall in love with me!

Seto stopped it and stared with perplexity at the device. What the Hell was his Puppy listening to?

Wait…

His Puppy?

Since when was Jou his in any definition of the word? Aside from being his pain-in-the-ass.

Jou and the teacher came back in to see the brunette staring open-mouthed at the CD player. Jou cleared his throat and Seto threw the headphones off. Jou's eyes widened and Seto tackled him, laying kisses all over his face, than sitting up straddling the blond's hips, flushed, and coughed embarrassedly.

Jou yanked him back down so he was speaking softly into Seto's ear.

"I knew it would work."

Seto kissed the smaller teen's soft lips again and grinned.

"You're strange."

"But you love it anyway."

The teacher felt it would be better to just pretend he'd never seen anything for fear of having the happy new couple disembowel him for intruding on private matters.

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Yup.

UPDATE 4/27/10: I updated so the teacher isn't just standing there, as MaskYourSmile pointed out.