Hello everyone! I am so happy that so many people reviewed and read my first fanfiction, A Maidens Revenge. I am still working on that one but I want to have some more fanfictions up and running so I have new work for people to read. This fanfiction is going to be GermanyxItaly with some light GermanyxPrussia. I am really excited to have a new fanfiction going up and like always I will do my best to keep posting new chapters. All of my hetalia fanfictions will be both country names and human names. I usually use human names when the two countries are having a romantic moment. The fanficiton is rated M for a reason, it will mature later on. I want everyone to review this fanfiction and I hope that you guys like it. I welcome constructive ideas. And If anyone has ideas about what will happen in the next chapter. I am also starting a new USxUK fanficiton that I need ideas for!


Alright well here is the first chapter of It's Called Love Moron

Germany's POV

What has this world become? I am sitting here in a room with people who are either overly crazy, overly stupid or overly lazy. We should be talking about how to fix world problems not about England's cooking, or about how scary Russia looks when he smiles. I know that right now the world is doing fine except for the fact that America owes China more than it would cost to buy Japan, and except for the fact that I seem to be paying for the entire continent of Europe. The entire world is involved in technology and dating, I don't even see why we bother to show up here. Then again I think I should try to stop this nonsense so...

"Would you all quit whining, we need to focus on the issues at hand, instead of dealing with stupid grudges. Anyone who wants to talk will raise their hand and give a two minute speech."

Ahh that feels good. Now everyone will hopefully get some work done and I won't have to listen to this nonsense anymore.

"Alright who would like to speak first?"

And then I saw him, out of the corner of my eyes, the most beautiful boy, the man I was hopelessly in love with. Feliciano Vargas. Oh I wish I could just tell him how I feel, England and America did it and now they are scheduled to be married in two weeks. I loved him, but Italy has so many girls flocking to him daily, he certainly wanted nothing to do with someone like me.

"Germany, Germany, are you ok dude you look like you have just seen a ghost."

"Oh..Um sorry America, Italy would you like to speak."

He stood up and smiled at me, oh he was so handsome. I loved him with all my heart. I just don't get why I can't tell him. I need to talk to him, maybe after the meeting.

"Well, we can solve everything with white flags and pasta. So I think we should start by mass producing white flags and then hand out bowls with pasta out to everyone in the world."

He is not the smartest person in the world, but yet he is so brave, and hot, and sexy and ... wait I can't think about someone like that, even though he really has no boundaries. He climbs into my bed and he almost always is not wearing clothing. I wish sometimes he would wear less clothing..I gotta stop thinking about someone I work with like that. I need to talk to someone about this, but who would understand. Russia, No he would just make quotes and random noises and then tell everyone what I told him the next day. France, that would be horrible. England and America would not work they would just start making out in front of me. Japan, well he might work, he is kind and I am sure he would understand.

"Alright well that is the end of our meeting, so I hope you will all be able to attend the next one, it will be taking place in my country, Hamburg Germany."

As people start to walk out I make my way over to see Japan.

"Hey Japan would you like to go grab some coffee or something with me, there are some things I would like to talk to you about."

"Huh, Oh of course Germany, where would you like to go?"

" I know this really nice coffee place that is just down the street from my house, I love eating there, I would love it if you joined me."

"Thats perfect, lets go, we are taking are own cars though so after I can go home."

As I sat in the car I was nervous, he was so hard to talk to. He looked so innocent but I could tell he was just as nervous as I was. We have not really spoken since World War Two, after I was not able to protect him when America bombed him. I know I was the one who dragged him into the war and I could not even help him. How must he have felt when I was constantly running to Italy's care and forgetting about him. I can't worry about that right now. I started to walk out of the car and into the cafe. Because I do sometimes speed I was able to get there before Japan, so I got us a table. I saw him walk in he was talking on the phone with someone. I tried to hear his conversation but I could only make out part of it.

" Yes I know...I won't tell...Don't worry...Feliciano."

ITALY, what was Japan doing talking to him? Was something wrong was Italy hurt? What did Japan know?

"Sorry Germany, I was just on the phone with a friend. What did you want to talk to me about?"


Thats all I hope everyone is excited for the next chapter. I will post it soon. Please review and Like this fanfiction!