A/N (Jedi Gone Bounty Hunter): Hey guys! Me and Super hero 101 have collaborated to write this crossover of crossovers fic! It's meant to be a humor fic and very AU and sometimes OOC! We will be combining fandoms of many kinds, starting with Marvel and Once Upon a Time! All characters are 'in the real world' and are aware that they are in movies and such(hopefully adding to the humor). We will alternate writing chapters and you will know who wrote it by the author's note at the top of each chapter! Please enjoy and feel free to laugh out loud (unless you're in a library, then you should probably refrain).

Disclaimer: We do not own Marvel, Once Upon a Time, One Direction, Facebook, or Starbucks.

So, once upon a time Loki Laufeyson of Asgard, Bucky "Winter Soldier" Barnes, and Captain Killian "Hook" Jones were all friends. They decided to start a club. They just referred to it as "The club" because they really didn't have any other name for it.

Loki Laufeyson was the handsomely snarky, younger son of Odin, king of Asgard. He also happened to be the God of mischief. He had slightly long, raven black hair and emerald green eyes. Usually clad in black and green leather with gold accents, his villainous acts in several movies have gained him a fan base of teenage girls who could rival that of One Direction.

Bucky "Winter Soldier" Barnes was the sidekick of Captain America, before some nasty events which cause them to not be co-heroes anymore and he earned himself the Winter Soldier part of his name. Now he has a metallic left arm with the ability to do large amounts of damage. He too has slightly long hair, but his was dark brown. His handsome appearance, and coincidently, villainous act led him to be the object of goggling of another large population of teenage girls that would outnumber the population of Australia.

And last, but most certainly not least, was Captain Killian "Hook" Jones, who is in fact the captain of the Jolly Roger (or Rolly Joger depending on when you talk to him). His short, dark hair and Irish accent definitely are points in his favor. He usually wears long, leather coats and almost always has his infamous hook, which gave him his "More colorful moniker", replacing his long lost left hand. His, you guessed it, villainous deeds have also amounted to a multitude of teenage fangirls who could eclipse the total amount of users on Facebook.

You can see how these three "good bad guys" easily befriended each other. Now about a half a year into their club meetings is where our story begins on a brisk November afternoon in a Starbucks in New York…

"You know what's better than coffee?" Loki asked.

"What?" Bucky and Hook asked.

"Harassing midgard citizens." Loki chuckled.

"So… what does the Club do?" Bucky asked.

"What, other than going out to Starbucks?" Hook asked.

"Yeah, there has to be a point!" Bucky stated.

"Yeah, we go out for coffee too many times during the week as the Club's only activity." Loki muttered thoughtfully.

"Do you think we should invite others to join?" Hook asked, sipping his coffee.

"Like who?" Loki asked, with a tone of 'who else deserves to be a part of the Club?'

"I don't know." Hook sighed.

"If we did though, how would we decide who? We need guide lines." Bucky stated, as a girl outside the window spotted them, jumped up and down for a couple seconds, then charged off, probably to tell friends.

"Midgardians." Loki grumbled.

"Well we wear guy liner." Hook pointed out.

"I don't! My face does not require mortal enhancement to look stunning." Loki huffed.

"We all have nice hair." Bucky suggested.

"True." Loki agreed. "And we're all good-bad guys."

"Also true. And I have a cool accent." Hook declared.

Awkward silence.

"What?" Hook asked.

"Fine, that can be a guideline, because I have an accent, and Bucky does too." Loki said.

"No I don't." Bucky stated.

"Well to us you have an accent, just like to you we both have accents." Hook explained.

"Right." Bucky nodded, sipping his coffee.

"So we actually did something this meeting?" Loki asked.

"Yeah! Finally not a waste- um… random use of time." Bucky exclaimed.

A/N (Jedi Gone Bounty Hunter): Hope you liked it! Please review!

P.S: If you have any suggestions of guys who could make it into the club (or even suggestions for things to happen), then add them in your review! Please note that if we aren't familiar with the fandom the character is from, then we really can't write about them. And we can decide to not use suggestions if we don't think they will work.

Thank you!