this is a fun little story written in under an hour. it's my first finished songfic and Naruto fic so please be nice.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If i did, Naruto and Sasuke would've already gotten together or Itachi would've killed Sasuke. I also don't own the song used in this story. it's just an awesome song.
"Sasuke-kuuuuun!" Ino screamed as she ran towards the person in question. Sasuke visibly rolled his eyes but due her her obliviousness, she didn't catch it.
"Sakura is so annoying isn't she? I don't like her."
"Says the girl who used to be her best friend until I entered the equation." Sasuke said before stalking away.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Sakura ran up to him next. "Sasuke-kuuun!" She screamed in a similar fashion as Ino. What was wrong with the fangirls today?
She draped herself over Sasuke as he was walking.
"I've figured out your secret!" She screamed almost in his ear. His normally expressionless face distorted to form a shocked face. "You like me!"
"Hm. No." He said as he pushed her off of him and continued walking.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
Ino caught up with him again and did the same thing as Sakura had done. "You're so sexy. I want you to be mine." She rubbed herself up against him even more. "I could make you feel better. I know that you like me and not billboard forehead."
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
Sakura pushed Ino off Sasuke. "You could do so much better than her. Like me! We should get together!" Sasuke continued walking.
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Sakura and Ino looked at each other and ran after Sasuke. "Hey! Sasuke! I want to be your girlfriend!"
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
"I know that you like me!" They screamed as they continued chasing after him.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
Sakura caught up before Ino. "I see how look look at me. I know that when you look away you're still thinking about me. Let's get together and never talk about Ino ever again."
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again! Cause,)
Ino elbowed Sakura out of the way. "She's so crazy. It's me that you want because I'm better than her."
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
"Hey! You...PIG!" Sakura screamed at Ino. "You will never be Sasuke's girlfriend. Because if you do become his girlfriend, I won't rest until he's mine!"
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
"He likes me. Not you! I'm the best choice for the next Mrs. Uchiha." Ino countered. She looked at where Sasuke was standing. While Sakura and her were arguing, he slipped around them and continued walking. They saw him further down the street and started racing again to see who would get to Sasuke first.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
"He'll be wrapped around my finger in a second! Because I'm so much better than you! There's no match for me! You're so stupid. How could you get with Sasuke?" Ino taunted as they ran.
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
"He'll be around my finger in less than a second. You're the stupid one." Sakura said back.
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
They stopped after they couldn't see Sasuke anymore. "Hey I think I know where we are...This is Naruto's place!" Sakura said.
"Why would Sasuke be at Naruto's?" Ino asked. Sasuke and Naruto walked out holding hands.
"Hey! You! Naruto!" Ino and Sakura screamed, "What are you doing holding Sasuke's hand?"
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
"My secret is...that Naruto's my girlfriend. I like him not you." Sasuke said and then he kissed Naruto. At that moment, Sakura and Ino sprouted massive nosebleeds and were converted to SasuNaru fangirls. Suddenly, the fact that neither of them was able to get Sasuke didn't matter.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend