Sake dreams
A one shot of Naruto and Ino by me Kyubii King before my other story is put online.
Disclaimer: don't own Naruto don't think I ever will.
(Human talk: hi)
(Human thought: hi)
I think this is rated T Because of a lot of cussing may change
Parings: Naruto x Ino and Sasuke x Sakura
"Ino I'm sorry I couldn't stop them from leaving." Naruto said trying to calm down a sobbing Ino. Sasuke and Sakura had just left Konoha going to Orochimaru. "Goddanm stupid ass bastard Sasuke and that dumbass bitch forehead girl have to go and leave this danm village and shit." She was stopped when a pair of arms wrapped themselves around her. Naruto just said three little words "come with me". and they were off and an hour later they found themselves in a park on one of the benchs with sake bottles all around. "Naru-kun what are (hiccup) we doing here? Slurred a now very drunk Ino "I duuno (hiccup) we started at the (hiccup) bar and got here." Hiccupped an equally drunk Naruto so they started on the path through to the center of town.
"An hour and about three bottles later" Naruto and Ino were in the town square with an impromptu karaoke session that attracted a large crowd included the rookie nine minus Sasuke and Sakura, Gai's team, Kakashi, the sand team,Gai, Asuma, Kurenai, Anko, and the Hokage and Shizune. "Naruto, Ino get down from there." Yelled Kakashi. An okay was yelled back and Naruto and Ino started to strip down to their underwear "I duuno what striping to our under wear has to do with any thing." thoughtIno as a wave of O My God's was heard as almost every body passed out and all the jonin's jumped up to where the blond duo were and every body smelled the sake on their breath and decided to take them to the Hokage's office and all the jonin's had to drag the rest of the rookie nine, the sand team, and Gai's team there to.
"The next morning" "Oh my fucking head is killing me." Said Naruto "Well it should!" yelled a very pissed of tsunade "ow fuck can you please be quite."
"Okay fine did you know that you got pissass drunk last night and stripped down to your underwear?" said tsunade to Naruto and a newly awake Ino "No" the blond duo said "I'm going to put two on strictly D ranked missions but not before you to taken a two week vacation, okay" "Hai" yelled the blonds as they left the office Naruto asked Ino "Hey Ino-chan?" "Yeah Naruto-kun?" "What do you say about a replay at my house?" "Sure Naruto-kun but just us okay." "That's fine with me." Answered a very happy Naruto.
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Later, Kyubii king