A/N: OKAY HI GUYS LOLOL MY NAME IZ SKULLY AN IM GUNNA SHO WYOU DIS STORY, MMKAY? ALSO B4 YOU SEY ANTHING MIMI IS NOT A MARYSUE OR WHATEVA SO JST STFU.
CHapter 1 Meet Mimi
It was a beutifull day in the Shire. teh son was out andnd flowers were bloomin.g Mimi Candy Petal Daffodil Pop was outdurs watering her plants w/ her wateringcan maid ou tof a tree trunk Frodo had givne it 2 her (A/N: ELIJA WOODS SOOOOO HOT LOLOL!!1) She had a crush ono Frodo but she hadn'ot yet told him about her feelinsg. Se wipped her bro and sighed.
"Oh pansy bush" she said, tickling the pedals of a nearby pansy wif her ellagint fingers, "i hope I'll see frodo 2day! Hes sooo kawaii" she pushed back a lcok of her silkyu raven hair w/ a sexxy sigh, her puirple fingernails sparking in teh sunlitrw. Her perfektly tannd skin complimtend her doll-liek features on her face and made her orange eyes shin. Her feet were large lik aa hobbits butt they wrent furry or whateva. Also she wore a dres made of leafs w/ lil exsessurys made fruim nuts and homemade beeds. She had a corest that she made heself from ork bonerss and teh skin shayvd off a ugly dwarf taht insulated her bcuz she was jut 2 preety. As she finshied watering her paltnts she saw Frood walkingd own the stkreet. She smilld hotly. "hi"
"Hi." he replised.
"How r u?"
"Good..
"Tats cool."
"Hey Wanna walk home w/ me?" She smiled an was all liek
"loll k." she was sooo ahppy that she drooped her waterdingcand and folowd after him blusihing fiercly but the red in her cheeeks maid her look even CUTER!1 Frodo was bulushing 2/
"wpould u like sum tee?"
"yes plz!" He made her sum tee w/ honney.
"Honey 4 my honey!" (A/N: LOLLOL ISN'T HAT JUST SOOO GRATE!!) omg she jsut new he waz going 2 kiss her! "Mimi y are u stainring at me?'
"Ur srsly soooo cute! I waana kiss u can i kiss u Frodo plzzzzz?" He smile dand plushed.
"Mmkay I guess u can." So she kissed him and it was teh bestest kiss she had ever kissed 4 any kiss EVAR! The kiss madde him honry an he was all like "I luv u, Mimi." She milsed and sed "I luv u 2 Fodo!"
ENDD CHAPPIE !
OMG WASN"T TAT SOOOOO AWESUM???????? AND ISN'T MIMI JUST SO SEXT?? I BASED HER OFF OF MEE SO I HOP U LIKE HER LOLOLL!!1 BUT STAY TOONED FOR CHAP 2 WERE MIMI BETRAYS FRODO TO GO WITH PIPIN LIEK WHOA