DEDICATION!!! To my dear, Hugh Jackman. I'm sorry I doubted your sexiness.
PROMPT!!! Marrige, "What's in it for me?"
DISCLAIMER!!! I do not own any life form/character other than my own... which is very suckish at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
PAIRINGS!!! SasuSaku, NaruIno, Implied SasuIno, NejiSaku, LeeSaku, GaaSaku, ShinoSaku, KibaSaku, ChoSaku, ShikaSaku.
MUSIC!!! "The Call," --Regina Spector
INSPIRATION!!! My Romantic Comedy Weekend. Australia (I LOVE YOU, DROVER!!!), Twilight (the acting seems to get worse with every viewing), and Fools Gold.
SUMMARY!!! "What do you mean, 'What's in it for you'?! I just asked you to marry me!!"
WARNINGS!!! slight language, OC!SASUKE
AUTHOR!!! ((i. break. dawn)) without the spaces... but my computer keeps deleting everything but keeping .dawn. so let's see if THIS works!
PEOPLE!!! Sakura!italics, Sasuke!bold, Ino!underlined, Naruto!plain, Others!italic/bold.
Conditions
"What's in it for me?"
"What do you mean, 'What's in it for you,'?! I just asked you to marry me!"
"Duh, but seriously, Sasuke-kun. What are you promising?"
"Love?"
"Love?! Is that a question?! Kami, you're so emotionally handicapped, Sasuke!"
"Sex."
"Good?"
"Amazing."
"Anything else?"
"PDA."
"Tons?"
"Boat loads."
"...?"
"Free food and hospitality."
"Nice house?"
"Wonderful mansion."
"Will there be any affairs on your part?"
"None."
"Children?"
"I've got to rebuild the clan someday."
"Jewelry?"
"I'll treat you like a princess."
"Make it godess and you've got yourself a deal."
"What about love?"
"What about it?"
"Sakura! There's gotta be love!"
"But Sasuke-kun! What if there isn't any?!"
"Then I guess I can't marry you."
"No! Don't leave me!"
"I have to. You can't show me love."
"I can."
"Ino."
"INO-PIG!! You bitch! He's mine!"
"You don't love him the way I do. You're just a little girl, Sakura. You've got nothing on a real women."
"I can't disagree with that."
"I can! Sasuke! I do love you! I love you with all my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye!"
"But you're such high maintenence. You need so much!"
"No I don't! All we need is each other. I don't need any clothes or jewelry or PDA; just you."
"Well this changes everything!"
"Duh."
"Whatever. I'll be back."
"Not in this lifetime."
"Prove it."
"Prove what?"
"That you love me."
"Didn't I just do that?!"
"You're not allowed to speak to Kiba."
"But...!"
"No hugging Lee."
"I...!"
"Drop the friendship with Shino."
"That's...!"
"No training with Neji."
"Is that...!?"
"No more Shoji with Shikamaru."
"Anything else?"
"No meeting Gaara for lunch."
"And...?"
"AND! No cooking with Choji."
"No way. Why not?!"
"How can you be so blind?!"
"Blind to what?"
"He is falsely crushing on you."
"Falsely?"
"You're mine."
"Oh..."
"So?"
"Does this mean...?"
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
"Awesome! I...mhljmsdfgrthhm."
"FINALLY!!"
"Yeah, seriously! You two have been debating this elopement for hours!"
"Hpmph! Whatever, pig!"
"Hn."
"Will the witnesses please stand?"
"HELL YEAH!!! ...OW!"
"BAKA!! No swearing in a church!!"
"State your names."
"Uzumaki Naruto! Dattlebayo!!"
"Yamanaka Ino."
"Congradulations. You two have just witnessed the conjoining of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura."
"Shannanaro!!"
"Aa."
"Gross! Teme and Sakura-chan!"
"Shut your face, now, Naruto!"
"Dobe."
"Bastard!"
"Deadlast."
"SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!"
"She's got you whipped, Sasuke."
"No!"
"TEMES SAKURA-CHANS BITCH!!!"
"Come back soon!"
"Okay then..."
"...What?"
"...?"
"DUH!!! Naruto and I gotta get married too, ya know!!"
"WE DO?!"
"HELL YEAH!!"
THE END