Akatsuki Summer Beach House 2: Miami Beach Condo

Well, everyone, this is my long awaited sequel to Akatsuki Summer Beach House. I really hope you enjoy this. I have put a lot of effort into it's planning phases so expect this to be a lengthy one. I wanted to prelude into this story from Akatsuki Job interview. This is for all you loyal readers who have put up with my computer problems which delayed me! Enjoy! Much Love, AkiraDawn!

I don't own Naruto, any of it's characters and I don't profit from the crazy things I write.

"Deidara…..Deidara……come here." Itachi whispered. It was the night before the trip south to Miami Beach, Florida.

"What, yeah?" Deidara said softly wondering what Itachi was being so secretive about. Itachi pulled him into their room and closed the door.

"Okay, you can't scream when I tell you what I'm about to tell you. I didn't tell anyone but….I rented a Mercedes convertible for you, me, Dana, and Marisol to go to the beach in." Itachi said. Deidara started to scream and Itachi quickly slammed his hand over Deidara's mouth to shut him up.

"Sssssshhhhhhhh! Dumbass! I told you to not scream! Listen! Here's the problem. I have to go pick up the car tonight. When I get back here with it everyone else is going to see it and Sasori is going to seriously kick my ass." Itachi said.

"Hmmmm, so like what are you getting at, yeah? Oh! Should I explode our parking lot, yeah?" Deidara asked. Itachi sighed.

"Deidara that would do absolutely no good whatsoever. What I need you to do is distract everyone else when I leave to get the car so no one questions where I'm going and why I have a giant folder from Hertz in my hand." Itachi said.

"Okay, I can so distract, yeah. When do you leave to pick it up, yeah?"

"I have to be in Hertz's parking lot at 7:00 tonight and I'm taking a cab there."

"Okay, how's this for a distraction…" Itachi cut Deidara off.

"Deidara I don't care how you do it…just do it and keep your mouth shut about this…oh and by the way, I co-signed your name on the rental agreement." Itachi said.

"Hey! Kisame! Are you going to the liquor place tonight? We have to finish packing up this cooler so we can carry it down to the van tomorrow." Sasori asked checking over lists to make certain everything was taken care of for the trip.

"I'm leaving now, Sasori. Do we need anymore groceries? I'll go to the store if we do." Kisame said.

"Hey man, I'll go with you." Zetsu said. Sasori looked at the HUGE pile of groceries stacked up by the door. To hit some of the highlights, they had 4 DiGiorno frozen pizzas, 12 bags of chips, Salsa, ranch dip, Macaroni and cheese dinners, lunch meat, a loaf of bread, 30 slices of deli long horn cheese, 24 packs of instant Ramen noodles, 7 packs of various cookies, one dozen glazed donuts, a pineapple, 10 cans of spaghetti-O's with meatballs, hamburger buns, pancake mix, syrup, and breakfast sausage. And believe me, those were just the highlights!

"We're going to need a bottle of ketchup and some oyster crackers and anything else you think we need." Sasori answered crossing things off the list.

"Alright, well give me the liquor list and Zetsu and I will go to the store and get the liquor." Kisame said.

"Is your luggage ready for the van? Me and Hidan are going to start loading tonight." Sasori said.

"Yeah, our luggage is at the door." Kisame answered and off they went.

"Deidara, there's one more thing. Sasori is going to start checking luggage and loading it tonight. If he asks where our luggage is…distract him." Itachi instructed. Deidara thought a moment.

"But, I was going to use my distraction question for when you had to leave, yeah." Deidara said.

"Well, then….think of something else to use also. You have a good imagination." Itachi said. With their plan ready, Itachi and Deidara proceeded to join everyone else in the living room.

"So, Kakuzu, you're going to be in charge of our money….I know how much you like to hold it."

"Yes! Sasori! I'll be in charge of our charge cards, checkbook, and cash! Well, almost all of it, Itachi and Deidara won't let me hold on to any of their money stuff." Sasori marked 'money' off the list.

"Now, luggage check. Hidan, is your luggage ready?"

"Yep, it's all packed, really. Right there at the door." Hidan answered.

"Tobi? Tobi where's your luggage." Sasori asked.

"Hold on Sasori!" Tobi disappeared quickly. He soon returned with his 'luggage' which consisted of 7 plastic Wal-Mart bags…all tied together to keep stuff from falling out."

"Thanks….Tobi." Sasori said wondering why Tobi didn't pack in a suitcase.

"Of course, mine is there…Itachi, Deidara where's your luggage?" Itachi nudged Deidara. This was his cue.

"Ummmm…Sasori, do you ever wonder why Ice Breakers gum calls the little specks flavor crystals, yeah?" Deidara asked seriously. Sasori blinked a few times. Itachi couldn't tell if it was in anger or confusion.

"Yeah, actually I have wondered that before." Sasori said. "So about your luggage, where is it?"

"But Sasori, they aren't really crystals….are they, yeah?

"I don't so…I think they are more like…..Deidara! Where the hell is your and Itachi's luggage!" Sasori had realized he had gotten sidetracked and now he had lost it.

"We're still working on it!" Itachi quickly said so Deidara wouldn't say anything stupid.

"Hurry up, You two have had all afternoon." Sasori said. The newly appointed 'AKTSUKI' conversion van awaited in the parking lot. Soon Sasori would be helping Kisame and Zetsu drag suitcases to the van. "I would like to compliment Hidan for being such an organized packer, Hidan thanks for keeping it to such a small suitcase." Just when Hidan was getting ready to thank Sasori, Itachi and Deidara came back out or their bedroom with 3 king size suitcases. Deidara's cue was coming soon because Itachi would soon be sneaking out the door to pick up their car. Deidara turned and faced Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi.

"You know what I realized when I was packing today, yeah? I have so never had an STD, yeah!" Yes, that was Deidara's brilliant distraction.

"Deidara…." Sasori began. He sighed. "You know….never mind. There are times when I seriously wonder why the hell you are so…..forget it, just forget it!" Sasori continued to fume as Itachi sneakily slipped out the door to get their sweet car for the trip to the beach.

Miami Beach….are you ready for some hard to handle guests?