It was Christmas Eve in Lima, Ohio. The snow was falling, and McKinley High was closed for Christmas break. Cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester expected to be the only one in the building. She preferred working over break to wasting her time on what she thought to be a frivolous holiday. Plus, coaching cheerleaders is much harder than it looks. Add to that the constant scheming to destroy the Glee club and her work on "Sue's Corner"; she was a very busy woman. She had no time for "rest" or "fun" or "human emotion".

Sue was currently walking down the hallway reading a file in one hand and lifting one of her small weights in the other. Then she heard an unusual sound that made her drop her weight. It was singing. It was coming from the choir room.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day, you gave it away

It was that irritating Rachel Berry. She probably wasn't alone. She was probably with Puck, Finn, Quinn (that disgrace to the cheerleading uniform), Brittany, Santana, and….and… uh, wheels, Aretha, gay kid, Shaft, Asian, and other Asian. That sounded right. And of course the insufferable Will Schuester had to be there too.

The song had ended; Sue had to see what was going on and maybe get a few jabs in as well.

"Well hello William,", said Sue as she entered the room, "and just what is going on here?". The smile that was on Will's face slowly faded. The man had been way too happy lately. Winning sectionals, starting to divorce Terri, and starting to date the equally nauseating Emma Pillsbury, it was just too much happiness for one man. Sue took great pleasure in eroding away that happiness whenever she could.

"Hello Sue.", responded Will, "The kids were just practicing; we're all going caroling tomorrow afternoon." Sue realized that she should have known they would be doing something as sickeningly do-goody as this. "What did you think?", Will asked. He regretted the question as soon as it came out of his mouth.

"I'm sure the hard of hearing shut-ins and the school for the deaf will love them."

"Sue,", Will said with a tight fake smile, "Could I speak with you outside for a moment?"

"Sure thing, William."

Once Will closed the door he started to confront Sue.

"I would expect this from you on any other day of the year,", said Will, "but it's almost Christmas for God's sake; where is your Christmas cheer?"

Sue snorted.

"You expect me to get all sentimental just because it's almost December 25th?" asked Sue, "All Christmas is is an excuse for stupid people to buy a lot of crap they don't need and spread fake goodwill and cheer like venereal diseases!" "Do you know what I say to 'Christmas cheer' Will?"

"Let me guess,", responded Will sarcastically, "Bah humbug?"

"No,", said Sue snidely, "Shove it up your ass!"

Sue turned and triumphantly walked away from a wonderfully shocked Will Schuester.

TO BE CONTINUED…..

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