Warnings: male/male other wise known as yaoi. um... hinted at 'more' .... oh yah utter nonsense (I think?)

Disclaimer: I DO NO OWN HETALIA, obviously if I did Prussia would be in every episode.

threat?: against my beta's wishes all of this is going as one giant piece. Might have more later- probably will- Prussia's list is not finished

idea: this came from me creating my own list of Hetalia favorite pairings- there's actually a site that will sort them out for you!!

"Hey west guess what I found?!"

Germany didn't look up from his work, didn't make a sound of acknowledgement. He hoped if he kept acting like he didn't hear the person that just entered the room would just leave. Don't look at the problem.

"Ludwig!" The shout was way too close to his ear. Ludwig flinched and rubbed his ear looking up at his brother. "Oh good I have your attention." The former nation of Prussia grinned and proceeded to lean against, half sit on the desk. "Guess what I found."

Germany shrugged, he didn't want to guess. Knowing his brother it was something crazy anyway. As long as it didn't take up more space in his house, or yard, or garage he was okay with it.

"You're no fun," Prussia complained his red eyes narrowing glaring as his brother. "But I'll tell you anyway." The foul mood was shrugged off just as easily as it had come and Gilbert pulled held out several sheets of paper. "Look at this!"

Ludwig glanced at the paper, he wasn't sure if he wanted to touch it. Though it only seemed to be lists, not like other things Prussia had found while poking around on the internet. Hesitantly he took the papers and raised a brow at what the list contained. "What is this exactly bruder?" He asked and pointed at the second listing, "And what does that mean by Prussia x Germany?"

"I found a site where I could pick my favorite pairings! Your number two Ludwig!" Prussia exclaimed grinning.

"Pairings?" Germany said slowly. Oh no it WAS one of those things again.

"Oh you know you love germancest" Gilbert laughed grabbing the papers before Germany could proceed to shred them.

"I do not sleep with my own brother," Ludwig all but growled the word. He was half afraid to go to sleep at nights that Gilbert would pop up in his bed to 'act out' one of these stories.

"Come now, you know we both have a bondage kink," Prussia laughed again at the look on Germany's face. Still laughing he stood and waved the papers, "I have to show some more people, oh and you do make the list again, you and Italy, you guys are cute together," he left grinning, barely containing his laughter at how red his brother's face was.

"Hey Specs!"

Austria mentally sighed, there went his peaceful afternoon. He glanced up at the clock, it was two… Prussia was earlier than usual. He sighed aloud this time and resumed playing. Hopefully he'd just sit and talk about himself. Hopefully he didn't have any of those blast fanfictions on him. Though Austria was sure that was how he kept bargaining with Hungary to get inside his home.

"Read," was the sharp demand as a set of sheets was shoved in Austria's face. A familiar mop of silver white hair appeared on his shoulder. "It's nothing nasty this time, just look at number one on the list" Warm breath tickled his hair and Roderich grabbed the papers as he shoved the head away.

"Prussia x Austria?" It took a moment for the implication to sink in. Austria blushed and glared at Prussia. "What is this list?" he asked sure it involved those stories Gilbert kept finding online.

"My favorite pairings!" Prussia said snatching the papers back, "You know you make a great uke Roddy." He smirked leaning in closer to Austria. Austria's blush increased, he didn't even know what a 'uke' was but for some reason it he couldn't make eye contact with Gilbert after that statement.

Sensing Roderich's discomfort Prussia moved in closer to make it worse. He straddled the piano bench pulling Roderich closer to him. "Seeee?" he teased and promptly received a shove and Austria leaving the bench. Gilbert just laughed and stood up. "Okay I have to go, more people to inform. The story I gave Hungary won't last much longer. And she's probably ready to bash my head in, but it has the awesome me in it. I couldn't resist giving it to her." Prussia said walking over to Austria again. A slap on the behind and he was off again. He couldn't resist making the situation even more uncomfortable for Roderich.

"Canada!"

Canada looked up surprised that someone was actually looking for him. He was often forgotten. Hearing the shout again he actually smiled. It was Prussia, probably here to bug him for more pancakes and maple syrup. "I am upstairs," he called in return, though his voice was hardly any louder than usual.

"There you are," Prussia said wandering into the Canadian's office, "You hide to much."

"I am unable to make you pancakes right now," Matthew said his voice if anything becoming softer.

"That's fine my awesome self isn't here for those right now," Gilbert said shoving a paper into Matthew's face, "You made the top four on my list," he said proudly.

"Top four?" Canada said attempting to decipher the list. He understood the partner listing thing. America often showed him the same thing. Well the fictions. He, like Prussia, enjoyed the ones portraying him as the hero. Though Matthew had to admit Gilbert found more disturbing ones. The guy really did have a thing for violence and… what did he call it? Smut?

"Yah, see right there, Prussia x Canada!" Gilbert said pointing to the line. He promptly folded the paper sticking it in his pocket not letting Canada read the rest of it. He had managed to catch a glimpse of the ones above him. It looked like Austria had won; Matthew did not envy the guy there. Who ever won probably meant had Prussia around their home the most.

Canada just nodded not wanting to sate how embarrassing this was. Obviously Prussia had taken the trouble of compiling a list of which partners he liked stories of himself with, and it was rather kind of him to remember him but… still. "Thank you?" he said still confused on how he should be taking this news.

Prussia winked at him, "don't worry next time we can act out the newest story I found," he said before leaving a blushing Canada behind. Matthew stared at his paper work suddenly afraid of words on paper.

should I continue with who is on Prussia's list? I think I should... Review if you agree- or disagree.