Disclaimer: As always, I DO NOT OWN Harry Potter! Only this and my other stories where I twist the plot….in many ways…. /smiles evilly/
So, here I am again. I've got a lot of stories that I've written on paper but have yet to be typed. So I decided to get some of them up. YAY ME! BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOME NONPROCRASTINATIONYNESS! WHOO!
Hope you enjoy it!
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"You know, Mione, pure-blood wizards and witches are stupid sometimes…" Harry mused.
"Hey." Ron protested, "No we're not!"
"Ronald, honestly. Muggleborns or those raised by Muggles have more common sense than most wizards. Even a toddler!"
"Yep," Harry agreed solemnly, "They do. Have you ever noticed that Muggle-raised witches and wizards are heaps better at solving logic problems? They don't have magic, so they can't solve everything with the flick of a wand. They had to think about it."
"No they're not, not always!" Fred yelped.
"No way!" Ron eeped.
"Prove it!" George bellowed.
"Okay." Hermione hummed, taking a sip of her elderberry tea and nodded at Harry.
"Example: Is it possible to see a boggart's real form? Wizards say no automatically. Muggles, having heard the definition of a boggart, would automatically say yes without any hesitation whatsoever."
"Not possible. No one has ever seen a boggart's real form! Ever!"
"Possible." Hermione interjected, "Very possible."
"Yeah, all you have to do is find someone who's worst fear is seeing a boggart's real form. Simple really."
"Duh. Purebloods are sooooo dense sometimes."
They both sighed long-sufferingly.
"Bloody Hell! They're right Fred!"
"Sweet Merlin! It's a breakthrough!"
"A phenomenon of cataclysmic proportions!"
"A magnificent incident that will be forever known to wizardkind!"
"An awe-inspiring occurrence-" Fred was cut off by Ron.
"Muggles…would've known that….right away?" he said faintly.
"Definitely."
"Absolutely."
"Wow…"
"We…"
"Really…"
"Are…"
"Stupid…"
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