Thou has spoken about thus in times so ancient only the first creators of Baghdad would remember. This incredible force that is spread across the smallest atom is becoming an epidemic across the universe that we share. Read and rejoice wherever you stand. Enjoy the true knowledge and truth that will be open for your mind to swim in, plentiful it may be.
Darkness is not the first thing our Lord saw, sadly. What his eyes feasted upon was something much more horrific and brawn. The first sight of life was created by God, but not purposely. As God was resting his eyes on the first night of his awakening, he drempt a sad story that featured 3 legged armor wearing strings with skin thick like steel. These were created by a fictional demon in his dream named "Sopal". There is speak of thou who speaks of God not needing to rest is certainly wrong, and by the word's of the Lord, is "stumpy". Although God did not intentionally create this foolish beast, it is a sight to behold, as it is one of a kind, like all creations of god, though way more special. Of course God would not allow such a being to exist on a land of peace and bright futures filled with hope, so his intentions on day two were to completely banish it. Our Lord was simply ignorant of the road he had to face later on, as this creature would not leave without a fight.
"You must begone, prick." declared God.
The beast pivoted it's head 90 degrees and glared at God.
"I said begone!" shouted God.
The beast, slightly angered by the loud voice that echoed for minutes with an intense tone behind it, slammed all of it's three legs into the non existant yet solid ground and began to charge towards God.
Beast, only twenty feet away from God now, was evolving into an incredible foe just beyond the Lord's eyes. God now realized that this creature that he thought he made in his dream was definitely a work of evil, not beauty (God's work).
God, a graciously non violent man, had only one way of defending himself... Shape shifting and terrain morphing. He slammed his hand on the ground and waited for the beast to get closer, then right when he was in direct reach of 9 feet arms, he aggressively pulled his hand up to the great skies, created a beautiful yet scary mountain, which has since named "Alps". The creation of the mountain launched the cruel being thousands of feet in the air. God replaced a 50x50 area of ground into a field of spikes, what we call pointed rebar now-a-days, so when the wicked beast fell onto it's rectum, it would be pierced and bloodied. As God waited, he diddled with his thumbs, with his staff, anything he could while he waited the painfully slow fall. Eventually the plan checked out and the foolish beast pummeled onto the field of death and God thought he won.
"You filthy cunt!" screamed a devilish voice, similar to the voice in God's previous dream. Too similar.
"Sopal, now is not the time for lust." explained God.
"Huh? Are you STUPID? You created me for lust? What the fuck? Now this is funny. You, big and bold 'god' create a demigod pigman BEAST that is much more powerful than you for lust?" questioned Sopal.
"I created you in a dream. A wet one. This is nonsense, back off! I am creating the homeland of what will eventually be billions, then trillions! I will not let you stop me." said God.
"I will be seeing you soon, foolish man. Stay sly." said Sopal as he slipped out.