THE DALEKS ARE TRASH CANS!
"No, Rose, we're not in Charlemagne's castle, we're… in a volcano…" the Doctor trailed off.
"And you say you can steer, is the TARDIS, you know, doing it's thing, can I come out?" asked Rose, laughing.
"Yeah, come on out," said the Doctor offhandedly.
"Doctor… what's wrong?" Rose asked slowly.
"Weird thing about volcanos, you never see trash cans in them right?"
"Doctor, don't be ridiculous, trash cans are for humans, why would a volcano need them?" Rose scoffed.
"We're not in any volcano, we're in a volcano in, Volcano telluris, the volcano planet," replied the Doctor. "Thing is, the de monte ad populum or populum, have no need of trash cans, they mostly just, expose lava."
"Wait, Doctor, I've seen trash cans like that on Earth as well, they always looked weird, the same shade of grey, and those two lighty things coming out of it, just like a… dalek?" Rose looked confused. "How can Daleks become trash cans?"
"They were already trash," the Doctor muttered. "I dunno, but I suppose we better check," said the Doctor, stepping back into the TARDIS.
"So, we're just going back to Earth? Just like that?" Rose asked, shocked.
"We have to see what those trash cans are, and if they have the same readings as these, they certainly look like Daleks, but one can never be sure," the Doctor replied, pulling some levers and pushing some buttons.
When they were back on Earth, the Doctor started sonicing madly at trash cans and looking frantically at the results.
"Yes, oh yes, oh no, it's a Dalek in disguise!" the Doctor cried, removing the perception filter with a flick of his sonic.
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERRRRRMINAAAAAAAAAATE!" the Dalek screamed, luckily the street was empty.
"RUN!" Rose and the Doctor yelled at the same time.
"DOCTOR! YOU WERE RIGHT!" Rose yelled over the Dalek screams.
"OF COURSE I WAS! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"
"NOT THE TIME DOCTOR!" Yelled back Rose, narrowly avoiding a shot from the Dalek.
"EXTERMINATE!"
"QUICK! TO THE TARDIS!" The Doctor screamed, grabbing Rose's hand.
They ran inside the TARDIS, the Dalek stopped and thought for a moment. The Dalek's lighty things lit up with an idea. He quickly stole a hat and a pizza from a pizza restaurant.
He knocked his plunger on the door, "PIZZA DELIVERY!"
"Finally! I thought the pizza would never come," said Rose's voice from inside.
"Wait, did you order pizza?" Asked the Doctor.
"Well yes, about a minute or two ago."
"Then how did they get here so… fast?"
The Doctor quickly looked at the scanner and saw the Dalek outside carrying the pizza with a hat on.
"Why would he even wear a hat? His head is too big," the Doctor muttered. "Oh damn, I forgot to put the shields up…"
"You mean to say a Dalek is at our door step, trying to give us pizza?" asked Rose.
"Pretty much, yeah."
"Lovely."
I know… this is ridiculous, tell me if you want it continued :)
-hpc