Plant in the oven: Part 1 of Family Stuff
Description: AU. Take place 12 years after the Audrey II incident and Seymour's little cousin Claudia is pregnant. This is a play my friends and I did for our end of the year Drama project
Disclaimer: I do not own little shop of Horrors. Claudia and Trevor are my ocs.
Scene 1: Claudia and Trevor's house
Trevor: (Sitting on the couch when Claudia runs up to him)
Claudia: Trevor, Trevor Guess what? I'm pregnant!
Trevor: (stares at Claudia for a minute) You're messing with me right?
Claudia: (frowns and stares at him for a second before slapping him)
Scene 2: Seymour and Audrey's house
Claudia: (sitting at her cousins on the couch as Audrey dries her tears) … And he say "You're messing with me right?" like I was faking it. I thought he would be happy. But no! The first thing that comes to his mind is "she's gotta be joking"
Audrey: If your cousin did that I probably would've has his ass.
*Outside*'
Trevor: (talking to a very pissed Seymour) I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
Seymour: If I did that to Audrey she probably would've had my ass
Scene three: Claudia and Trevor's house
Trevor: Aww come on Claudia you know I didn't mean what I said. I only said that cause.. when we were growing up we played pranks on each other all the time, so when you said you were pregnant I thought you were getting me back for the rubber tarantula in the shower that one time
Claudia: If I want to get back at you for that, I would have made up a baby
Trevor: And now I know that and I'm REALLY sorry. But I'm really happy about the news though. Heh it'll be fun having a little boy or girl running around the house.
Claudia: *looks at him and her frown goes to a smile and she sighs) I can't stay mad at you
Trevor: See this is nice. No more yelling just niceness! Now let's celebrate with a pregnancy pizza
Scene 4: 8 weeks later at the doctors
Doctor: Well everything looks good no problems what so ever. I'll see you again in three weeks. Oh and…before I forget. Would you two like to know what you're having? It's better to ask since some couples like to wait and see.
Trevor and Claudia: (exchange a glance)
Claudia: We've been talking about it lately and… yes we would like to know what we're having
Doctor: Alrighty then, they're both boys
Trevor: YYEEEESSS!
Trevor and Claudia: Wait…both?
Doctor: Heh, heh, yup it's twin! Surprise!
Claudia: You're messing with me right?
Trevor: ….. (faints)
Scene 5: The next day: Dinner at Seymour and Audrey's
Audrey: (talking to Claudia) So how was your trip to the doctor's yesterday
Claudia: It was…interesting
Audrey: Oh really? So what are you guys having?
Claudia: We're having twin boys.
Audrey: Are you serious?
Claudia: Heh,heh. Yup
Audrey: Wow talking about the new Liddell brothers. Congratulations Claudia!
Seymour: So what are you and Claudia having?
Trevor: (at the grill) I don't know a burger I guess.
Seymour: I meant baby wise.
Trevor: Oh! We're having twins….twin boys.
Seymour: Pfffffff (burst into a laughing fit before wiping his eyes) Congratualtions
Trevor: I hate you.
Scene 6: Claudia and Trevor's house
(flashback)
Mrs. Liddell: YOU KIDS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! JUST WATCH ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TWINS SOMEDAY!
Claudia: (jumping on the couch) Wheee!
Trevor: (shooting peas at the cat) Bang bang! (giggles)
(End of flashback)
Trevor: Wow she was right?
Claudia: Do we have any cookies?
Scene 7: A few months later-hospital
Claudia:_;;;
Trevor: *running up* Don't worry Claudia. I'm here. Everything will be all right. I'll be in the room with you!
Claudia: (extremely pissed) YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME! DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY IN THE WAITING ROOM! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!
Trevor: 0.0
Nurse: Don't worry they all say that.
Scene 8: Dream
Claudia: (moan,huff,puff, other labor noises)
Trevor: You're almost there Claudia, just breathe
Babies: WAHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHH!
Unknown voice: Congratulation-
Trevor: (turns nad comes fact to face with Audry II)
Audrey II: To me! (enter evil laughs here)
Trevor: (begins screaming even as Seymour wakes him up, huff) Wow, what a horrible like I've been in this hospital forever. (look as Seymour to see a coffee stain on his shirt) Was that coffee for me?
Seymour: Yes.
Scene 9: Meet the family boys
Claudia: (holding her osns) They're so cute. Look at they're curly hair
Trevor: Yeah I guess straight hair skips a generation or two
Claudia: (giggles) Yeah
Trevor: See all that wasn't so bad, was it?
Claudia: Wasn't so bad?...Wasn't so bad?
Trevor: 0_0;;;
(In the waiting room)
Claudia: WASN'T SO BAD?
Seymour: Are we sure it's safe to go in there?
(Later-in the hospital room)
Audrey and Claudia: ( having girly talk cooing over the babies)
Seymour: Congratulations, Trevor
Trevor: Thanks ,Seymour
Seymour: So when are your mom and dad coming to see the babies?
Trevor: I'll probably pick them up this weekend let them spend a few days at the house
Seymour: Ah. Oh. (pull something out) Here I got a little something for the occasion. (hold out cigar)
Trevor: Uhh. I don't smoke
Seymour: Don't worry it's chocolate
Trevor: Oh (takes it) Everything in my life is perfect now. I married my high-school sweetheart, I have twin boys and I got a chocolate cigar. Things can only get better from here!
Claude and Terrance: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Welcome to the world little
Terrance Peter Liddell
And
Claude Seymour Liddell
Please let me know if you wnat me to continue these series