"Rose, I hate Volleyball," said the Doctor.
"You mean the sport?" Rose asked.
"Well, yes but also there is an alien race called Volleyball and I hate that too," replied the Doctor with a face of disgust.
"Really? And how did that come to be?" Asked Rose, amused.
"Well, there were these crazy people obsessed with Volleyball, so much that they made a whole race out of it. Some of the most famous Volleyball leaders were, Kayla, Nicole, Amaar. I visited there once and it was the worst thing ever. They make you play volleyball, and if you can't serve or know when to 'rotate' or anything they toss you out into the forest for the wolves," the Doctor rambled off.
"Really? The wolves?" Asked Rose dubiously.
"Yes, volleyball wolves, they speak French too," the Doctor shuddered, "and math."
"What's so bad about French and math? I actually learned both of them," Rose said.
"Math, just doesn't make any sense what so ever or ever, and French is just…. I don't even know, so basically, the Volleyball planet, plays volleyball in French and does math at the same time, if you can't do that, they feed you to the French speaking wolves," explained the Doctor grimly. "How I got out of there, I will never know," said the Doctor.
"Can we go there?" Asked Rose slyly, laughing at the Doctor's expression.
"No, never, never ever, let's go see some cats yeah? Okay let's go Rose to the cat planet!" The Doctor exclaimed. "Allonsy!"
Well, that sums up how I feel about life… hope you liked it
-hpc