Chapter One: Naruto Learns to Knock...The Hard Way

"Sasuke!" Naruto roared, tearing through the dimly lit base in search of his long lost friend.

Doors were thrown open in quick succession, only for their rooms to be found empty. This didn't deter Naruto in the least, as he kept charging down the halls. He had come so far and there was no way he was turning back; not when he was this close.

Soon enough, he had reached a dead end and there was only one door left. An ominous feeling overcame Naruto as he approached the door. His sixth sense had activated and it was literally yelling at him to get the hell away from the door. But with thoughts of Sasuke being held captive, he flung open the door with a battle cry.

He hadn't known what to expect when he opened the door. Prisoners or Sound nin, had been one of his guesses. Maybe even Sasuke, he had hoped. But that's not what he ended up seeing.

Sure it was Orochimaru's top-secret evil lair, but for some reason Naruto hadn't expected to run into the snake sannin again; let alone naked.

Naruto stood frozen, unable to move as one of his worst nightmares came true. There, lounging casually in front of him was Orochimaru, completely nude. He had never felt sicker than right now, unable to control himself as the ramen he had eaten previously reappeared. He emptied his stomach, but even then couldn't help but to dry heave.

Orochimaru, on the other hand, was highly offended. His day had been quite stress inducing thanks to the kyuubi and his fellow leaf shinobi. So, he had decided he deserved some time to himself. No evil plots, no annoying Kabuto trying to crawl up his ass, no bratty Uchiha heir to bug him, and most refreshing of all, no clothes to restrain him.

He had just gotten out of a refreshing bubble bath and felt much too drained to bother slipping on anything. He wasn't expecting anyone, so he saw no harm. He had just settled down on his bed, a fire blazing in his fire place, with a bottle of his finest sake in hand. He had every intention of drinking his ass off just like a former team mate of his, when he was rudely interrupted.

The kyuubi container had rudely barged into his room, yelling loudly. Then the idiot had frozen, stared at him in horror, and proceeded to puke his guts out on his newly cleaned floors. Not only had the boy ruined his alone time, he had the courage to look disgusted, like he, Orochimaru, the owner of this base, had done something appallingly wrong. The nerve!

The kid shouldn't even be here. On top of that, he had no manners. Hadn't anyone ever thought to teach the imbecile to knock before entering a room? First that strange Sasuke look-alike and now the nine tails. Never mind Sasuke, who still hadn't learned, despite years under his tutelage. It seemed Orochimaru was going to have to write a very heated letter to that drunkard of a Hokage, maybe even those perverts Jiraiya and Kakashi too.

"Get out!" Orochimaru bellowed, losing his patience with the brat who had resumed staring at him in abject horror, even pointing an accusing finger his way. The only thing stopping the enraged man from slaughtering the ignorant fool, was knowing it would only mean more to clean up.

The boy fled, not needing anymore prompting. Orochimaru's eyes twitched when his ears were assaulted by the boy's terrified screams. Grumbling at the loss of his naked time, he set out to dress and made note to have someone clean up the regurgitated ramen on his floor. He had a couple of letters to write.

/Fin/

Ending Note: How did you like it? This is my first fic to be submitted and I'm dying for some feedback. As pathetic as this is, I'm literally begging for reviews. You don't even need to have an account to do so. Even if you only write one word, it would mean the world to me. Hell, I'll even be happy with just a smiley or frownie face. So please, I grovel and beg, review. I plan to make this into a series of one shots featuring various Naruto characters encountering a naked Orochimaru. If you have a request, just put it in a review or pm me and I'll try to accomadate accordingly. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your time. Hope you enjoyed!